Ben Carson's Campaign Admits He Lied About Being Offered a West Point Scholarship
In what could be a bigger blow to his biography than potentially lying about stabbing a guy, Politico reports that Ben Carson’s campaign has admitted he lied about being offered a scholarship to West Point. This could be the end for him.
Exorcism, Male Power, and the Murder of E'Dena Hines
A young woman lies on the floor of a candlelit room, screaming and sobbing. Surrounding her in a circle, are other members of her community, her pastor, a few of her friends, girls from her Sunday school choir. They begin chanting and praying, banging on the walls of the building. A teacher from her school approaches…
Your Bra Is Trying to Murder You While You Sleep
Ugh, I am like the worst bra-haver on earth. I abuse bras. I throw them on the floor and I warp them in the dryer and I pull their underwires out with pliers when they turn on me and begin to stab my tender armpit-meat. AND THEN I HUMILIATE THE UNDERWIRES IN FRONT OF THOSE WHOSE RESPECT THEY MOST CRAVE. Because fuck…
Woman Saves the Day After Happening Upon a Father Trying to Kill His Son [UPDATED]
When one talks about being in the right place at the right time, that place isn't usually a cemetery. Yet that was exactly where 21-year-old Jaymisha Pires was this weekend with a friend when she saw a man starting to slice the arms of a young boy with a sharp object. The man turned out to be 30-year-old Joseph…
Woman's Breast Implant Saves Her Life
A Florida woman's decision to get breast implants three months ago turned out to be a very lucky one. When she was attacked and stabbed in the chest by her ex-fiance's new girlfriend, her left implant stopped the knife from being plunged into her chest wall. The 41-year-old woman says the $6,000 she spent on the…
Breast Implant Saves Woman From Husband's Knife Attack
A 40-year-old Moscow woman was stabbed in the chest by her husband — but she was saved by one of her breast implants, which her husband had asked her to get five years prior. The implant didn't even leak, but the woman did get it replaced. We hope she got him replaced too (not to mention incarcerated).
Woman Goes To Target, Stabs Four People
The woman, who has allegedly been in and out of mental institutions for years, left one victim in critical condition. A witness says she yelled, "I'm bipolar. There's no witness protection program," while attacking shoppers indiscriminately. [LAT]
Don't fuck with this woman's food. After discovering that her boyfriend of five years had eaten the pork chops she'd prepared for herself, 45-year-old grandmother Tracy Wenn stabbed him with a dinner knife while screaming "Eat my pork, feel my fork!" (Yeah, she was drunk.) "I'm sorry about what I did to Anthony but…

