In the spirit of asking animals to do things that are not their jobs (cuddling, licking their anuses), these puppies have been tasked with painting an entire house (that was probably built by piglets). They're cute and all, but can they finish the job under budget? (I would totally watch this HGTV show.) Discuss… 12/11/13 11:30pm Yesterday 11:30pm

It's a thing, and I'm into it. VERY into it. Discuss… 12/11/13 3:50pm Yesterday 3:50pm

Because it's annoying, but you kinda enjoy it. Read… 12/10/13 11:30pm Tuesday 11:30pm

Just when you think he's out, his butthole pulls him back in! Read… 12/10/13 6:40pm Tuesday 6:40pm

It's a MOUSE decorating a CHRISTMAS TREE. Read… 12/09/13 11:30pm Monday 11:30pm

Is nothing sacred? Not to cats! RLJR News (via DNA Info) reports that every year, a colony of feral felines seizes control of a nativity scene organized by two Brooklyn sisters. As soon as the creche comes out, with its hay bale and warm lights, the cats take up residence. Read… 12/09/13 7:45pm Monday 7:45pm

In this video interpretation of "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE," we witness the closest earthly thing possible to that cartoon schtick where characters scramble in one spot before actually running, as popularized by Hanna-Barbera. Discuss… 12/09/13 6:30pm Monday 6:30pm

I'm falling in love with everyone in this video. Help. Read… 12/09/13 12:55pm Monday 12:55pm

These dogs would literally rather not eat poop than walk past these cats and if my dogs are any indication, eating poop is their favorite thing to do. That, and actual pooping. Moral of the story: Dogs are smart, cats are smarter, and my dogs are a fucking handful. Read… 12/08/13 11:30pm Sunday 11:30pm

You'd pretty much have to be a stone-hearted rock person for all the puppy howling in this video not to affect you. Maybe you're not "into dogs" the way your cousin Mallory Archer is into dogs, what with all the naked spooning portraits, but even a cat person can appreciate the first warbling notes of an tiny predator… Read… 12/08/13 3:00pm Sunday 3:00pm

ALERT AL ROKER ALERT: the cutest fucking kittens you've ever seen are coming for your job. Read… 12/06/13 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm

Sly, the indomitable Pomeranian, has been through the wringer. Sick and in a shelter, this lil' dude needed some help, but everyone was passing him by. Thankfully, the amazing Hughes foster family and their eight pup clan (that is how I would like to roll; don't tell my boyfriend/therapist/the state) spotted Sly and… Discuss… 12/05/13 11:30pm 12/05/13 11:30pm

This is Lily, she is adorable and brilliant and has only been on this earth for a year. Here's to sixty more, you portly, precious pachyderm! Read… 12/04/13 8:30pm 12/04/13 8:30pm

Please watch as some kid tells the tale of Home Alone and a pug acts it out and I laugh along, in total hysterics. (Either this video is really, really right or something is really, really wrong with me.) (Or both.) (Probably both.) Discuss… 12/04/13 2:20pm 12/04/13 2:20pm

This pug is EVERYTHING. Discuss… 12/03/13 10:30pm 12/03/13 10:30pm

So. damn. cool. Read… 12/02/13 11:30pm 12/02/13 11:30pm

That's probably not saying much since Thanksgiving just ended and FAMILY UGHHHHHH. Read… 12/02/13 6:45pm 12/02/13 6:45pm

Elwood, the New Jersey canine who was once crowned the World's Ugliest Dog, died on Thanksgiving in his home state. He was eight years old, and very ugly. Read… 12/02/13 10:25am 12/02/13 10:25am

This is one for the ages, people. Will the tiny kitten tire of chasing the tail first or will the tail finally walk away from swatting the kitten? ONLY TIME (and my unlimited attention span when it comes to cute animal videos) WILL TELL. Discuss… 12/01/13 11:34pm 12/01/13 11:34pm

He wins, right? Unless you can show me something more amazing than a full cat portrait, this dude is taking home the prize. Read… 12/01/13 9:00pm 12/01/13 9:00pm

In this Nov. 29, 2013 photo provided by the Smithsonian National Zoo, a giant panda cub is measured as it is about to turn 100 days old at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington. The National Zoo announced Sunday, Dec. 1, 2013 that it is naming its giant panda cub Bao Bao after receiving more than 123,000 votes… Discuss… 12/01/13 5:00pm 12/01/13 5:00pm

Have you ever sat around on a lazy summer day and just wondered, gee, what do Border Collies do when they're not busy working? Well I used all my hardcore Internet detective skills to find out for you. Turns out, they like to totally screw with each other. This game of Sneak And Creep is a better way than anything I… Discuss… 11/30/13 2:00pm 11/30/13 2:00pm

Raise your hand if you were trying to figure out what song the baby is singing? 'Hmmm..., daaa, dummm...hmm, maybe that's Rihanna or something?' And then you realized, 'umm, BURT—babies don't know any Rihanna songs, OK?' Read… 11/29/13 3:15pm 11/29/13 3:15pm

I bet he's working on Thanksgiving, too! No rest for the weary. Discuss… 11/28/13 3:15pm 11/28/13 3:15pm

This is you avoiding your family tomorrow, AM I RIGHT?? (If you = me, then I am definitely right.) (If you = you, then I am probably right.) Discuss… 11/27/13 11:30pm 11/27/13 11:30pm

An extremely important piece of information has come to Jezebel's attention: A Macy's in San Francisco has opted for a rather unique holiday window display. Forget designer gowns or Christmas trees. Instead, the company's Union Square location has partnered with the SF SPCA to fill them with adorable, adoptable puppies … Read… 11/26/13 6:20pm 11/26/13 6:20pm

I love the one who keeps eating, like "fuuuuuck this; more bamboo for me, bitches." For the record, this is almost exactly what my family looks and behaves like on Thanksgiving and the panda still chowing down? That's me. (Nothing but NOTHING slows me down when it comes to mashed potatoes.) Read… 11/25/13 11:30pm 11/25/13 11:30pm

This is Duncan Lou, a 16-week-old boxer puppy who was born with severely deformed rear legs and pelvis. According to his YouTube page, the bones in his legs were completely fused by the time he was eight weeks and there was no way to fix the situation. Read… 11/25/13 1:31pm 11/25/13 1:31pm

This kitchen bunny is excited about...well, it's impossible to know about what for sure because bunnies don't talk. Here's what we do know: there is a bunny, said bunny's ears are floppy, there is also a cat, the cat seems to be on good terms with the bunny, and the bunny gets food for hopping merrily around the… Read… 11/24/13 4:30pm 11/24/13 4:30pm