This French Bulldog Tripping In Slow Motion Is All of Us Today

Isn't this what everyone looks like after Thanksgiving dinner? Just tripping all over themselves and not knowing how to stand and falling asleep right in their mashed potatoes? (The sand is the mashed potatoes in this video; it's a metaphor.) We feel your pain, little bulldog! We feel it hard. » 11/27/14 12:45pm Yesterday 12:45pm

This Is a Dog Dressed as a Teddy Bear Getting a Workout on a Treadmill

Munchkin the shih tzu is already getting a start on his pre-thanksgiving diet, thanks to one of those sauna suits you always see at CVS and a treadmill. Munchkin is keeping active. Munchkin is really living life. Meanwhile, I am eating pudding in my underwear. What are you doing for your health today? » 11/26/14 6:05pm Wednesday 6:05pm

It's Time For Holiday Cats and Dogs in Store Windows and I Just Can't

You know it's winter in SF when they cram a bunch of adorable adoptable animals in the window at Macy's in Union Square and I go stare at them until I am asked to leave and not return. Let's watch this livestream and pick our favorites and pit them against each other, a la Battle Royale. Happy Holidays! » 11/24/14 8:45pm Monday 8:45pm

We are All This Golden Retriever Spectacularly Bombing an Agility Test

This golden retriever is learning a very valuable lesson way earlier than most of us do: sometimes you are just fucking terrible at something and that's that. You're not always gonna win, and that's okay. Sometimes falling on your ass is more fun. And also embarrassing yourself? Not so bad. At least there are treats. » 11/19/14 9:00pm 11/19/14 9:00pm

Here are Some Adorable Animal Bandits Stealing Everything in Sight

Look at those faces! Look at those paws! Look at these animals stealing your cookies and your heart and your house. No, really: These adorable creatures just got together and kicked you out of your own home. But you don't mind, right? How can you say no to these faces? (You can't! Now get out.) » 11/18/14 9:00pm 11/18/14 9:00pm

Tiny Hamster Thanksgiving: the Goddamn Greatest Thing You've Ever Seen

There is no finer film genre than Tiny Hamsters Eating Hamster-Sized Approximations of People Food. But nothing—not tiny hamsters eating very small burritos, not genteel little hamster bartenders mixing the smallest hamster drinkscould have possibly prepared us for Hamster Thanksgiving. » 11/18/14 12:50pm 11/18/14 12:50pm

Watch a Baby Otter Play With a Tiny Basketball and Try Not to Explode

Here, the Shedd Aquarium's rescued baby otter is eating and drinking and playing and squeaking. She has a wind up toy lobster and a tiny otter-sized basketball. Her ball-handling skills are pretty crappy thus far. I would not consider playing Pup 681 as a point guard; maybe a power forward. » 11/13/14 4:50pm 11/13/14 4:50pm

Everyone Wins When Puppies Fight Water Bottles

It's Thursday, which means that you're more than halfway to the weekend and deserve a reward. And what a reward I have for you! A brand new compilation of puppies doing what puppies do best! Being adorable and enjoying a nice fight with a water bottle. You can't beat that! (You can certainly try, but if you don't have… » 11/13/14 12:30pm 11/13/14 12:30pm