Adorable Cat Has Accomplished Everything Your Mom Wishes You Had

You know how we all went to high school and/or college and maybe even grad school? What a bunch of fucking idiots. We will never be as special as these Acro-Cats. Never ever. I have an advanced degree and all I can think is that I will never break a world record or do acrocatics like these genius felines. Let's all… » 9/30/14 9:00pm Yesterday 9:00pm

How Famous Cat Lil BUB Bravely Conquered Osteopetrosis, Became a CEO

Lil BUB is one of the most famous cats on the internet, thanks to her wide-eyed appearance and chill attitude. Her life wasn't always a stream film fests and hanging out with celebrity friends, though. As a 1-year-old, she was expected to never even be able to walk. Way to show 'em, BUB. » 9/30/14 4:45pm Yesterday 4:45pm

Hero Otter Saves iPhone from Watery Depths

Jenny Lewis (not the Jenny Lewis), a staff member at the Cornish Seal Sanctuary in the U.K., accidentally dropped her iPhone into a tank of water occupied by Starsky, one of the sanctuary's resident otters. Rather than let it sink to the bottom or crack it open on his belly, Starsky retrieved the phone and politely… » 9/29/14 7:00pm Monday 7:00pm

Watch The Dirtiest, Most Twisted Kittens Reenact Scandal

For tonight's squee, we're doing things a little differently. Instead of reminding you how adorable kittens are, I'm going to do you a favor and tell you the truth: Kittens are evil, devious political monsters who claw and scratch and have purrfectly inappropriate sexual encounters. AND THEY'RE ADORABLE. There, I said… » 9/23/14 8:30pm 9/23/14 8:30pm

Karl Lagerfeld Slapped His Cat's Name on Some Tacky Accessories

Karl Lagerfeld has borrowed on his cat Choupette's star power for a line of clothing and accessories coming this fall. Unfortunately, it is nothing I want. (As though I would pony up hard-earned American currency for cat-inspired designer items in the first place, when there are perfectly good Etsy stores.) (Yeah, I… » 9/23/14 4:30pm 9/23/14 4:30pm

Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends

Here it is, the one video that brings two of your favorite animals, an owl and a cat, together for the first (maybe) time. There's no reason these two should be best friends, and yet, for just a few glorious moments, they are. Marvel at the owl's patience; stare in awe at the cat's attempts to play with his BFF. Start… » 9/22/14 9:00pm 9/22/14 9:00pm

Watch This Saint Bernard Demand Hugs From His Human

Sully the Saint Bernard doesn't appreciate that such human concepts as "making a living" and "working hours" interfere with his quality time with his person. So when his person arrives home, he demands quality time in the form of slobbery hugs (and hugs are not optional when your dog weighs as much as a couch). » 9/19/14 3:45pm 9/19/14 3:45pm

Angry Baby Owl Now Owns Your Heart, Your Car and Your Home

This baby owl was never invited into the kitchen, but it came in anyway. And with an angry roll of its little baby neck it now owns the kitchen and everything inside it. It owns the house. It owns the yard. And now that you've watched the video, it owns you too. Hope you weren't using that heart, because it belongs to… » 9/17/14 8:45pm 9/17/14 8:45pm