TGIF: Meet Your New Squeaky Baby Leopard Friend

Two weeks ago, a clouded leopard cub was born at the Lowry Park Zoo in Tampa, Florida. Two days ago, it made its adorable (and noisy) on-camera debut. Can I get real with you and tell you—MY BEST FRIENDS—how much I needed this today? Because I really needed this today. » 3/27/15 6:40pm Friday 6:40pm

Angry Young Owl Surprises Some Nice Suburban Housewives

This is what the world has come to: The evil marshmallow sacks known formally as owls are no longer content to attack humans in the wild. Instead, these tiny balls of clawed terror are showing up on doorsteps to demand sacrifice, fuck up your home and remind you that you may be at the top of the food chain but an owl… » 3/26/15 10:15pm Thursday 10:15pm

Meet Some Kittens Who Live by the 'Start Shit, Get Hit' Philosophy

Yo, who are you calling a "pussy?" These aren't kitties, they're full-grown motherfucking cats and THEY WISH YOU WOULD. What are you waiting for, big dogs? they seem to be saying. Why don't you come over here and tell it to my fucking face! If I were the dogs in this video, I wouldn't mess with these kittens. And you… » 3/25/15 9:15pm Wednesday 9:15pm

Here's Some Cats Getting Fucking Aggressive With Pizza

Who knew that cats liked pizza? They hate anyone and everything else, but can a slice of cheesy goodness be the one thing that connects us to our feline overlords? Watch as these cats try (and sometimes spectacularly fail) to secure the one thing that all people can agree on. (And don't miss Hank Hill towards the end.) » 3/24/15 1:50pm 3/24/15 1:50pm

We Should Just Decide All Important Things With a Corgi Race

Next month, Wills and Kate will welcome another child. In order to predict what name the royals will give Prince George's tiny little sibling, a corgi race was held. There is no better way that I can think of solving all of the world's problems. » 3/20/15 6:40pm 3/20/15 6:40pm

This Puppy Riding in a Tiny Shopping Cart Is Proof of God's Love

What else is there to prove that a higher power exists other than a tiny puppy in a tiny shopping cart being ferried around a store? Take a look at that puppy's stoic little face, his tiny little paws and his giant ears and I think you'll agree that you can rest easy on that whole "does a heaven exist?" question. It… » 3/19/15 11:30pm 3/19/15 11:30pm

Internet's Broest Cats Are Only Into GTL, Not LTRs

Look at these fucking cats. These cats have more chill, swag, and confidence in their tiny paws than many of us have in our entire constitution. Look at how comfortable they are just hanging out, giving high fives, chilling with half-naked dudes and just kicking back in a basket near some weights. Do these cats lift?… » 3/18/15 9:45pm 3/18/15 9:45pm

Wiener Dogs are the Cutest, Most Ferocious Cops and Robbers

There are some people out there who can't appreciate a couple of dogs in cute costumes chasing each other around. There are some people out there who won't understand why someone spent hours making a car for a wiener dog to wear. To those people I say: Watch this video. » 3/13/15 6:50pm 3/13/15 6:50pm

Here Is a Chipmunk Stretching and Yawning

To my knowledge, we haven't featured a lot of Chipmunks here on Ye Olde Jezebelle and it's time we fixed that. Today, I bring you a chipmunk who proves that there's nothing better in life than stretching the fuck out and yawning for a few minutes before rolling yourself into a ball and licking your own genitals. » 3/12/15 11:30pm 3/12/15 11:30pm

Man Achieves Epic Dream of Swimming in Tank With Pet Turtle

The best part of having a pet (besides someone to blame your farts on) is the bonding you can feel when you do when you're participating in their favorite activity. For dogs (playing fetch) and cats (getting the shit scratched out of you) it's easy. But how do you bond with your adorable turtle? » 3/06/15 12:00am 3/06/15 12:00am

You Won't Believe What This Amazing Cat Does! (YOU WON'T!)

You literally won't believe it. Or be able to get this fucking song out of your head. Ever. So why don't you pour yourself a drink and hit play again? Remember, you're here forever. » 3/05/15 12:03am 3/05/15 12:03am

The Star of the MTA's 1962 Campaign for Subway Manners: A Damn Cat

The ongoing campaign to combat manspreading and other offenses isn't the MTA's first attempt to encourage polite behavior on public transit. Did you know that back in the early 60s, the subways were once plastered with admonitions from "Etti-Cat"? » 3/03/15 6:40pm 3/03/15 6:40pm

Here's a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker Because, Goddamnit, Why Not?

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There's No Way to Accurately Describe This Yorkie/Bunny Carwash Video

What sorcery is this? Fresh off all of that dress controversy, we are immediately plunged into another epic mindbender: What the hell is going on here and how did whoever did this get the yorkie and the bunny to cooperate? Is that even a yorkie and a bunny having a car wash or a hamster and a possum having sandwiches… » 2/27/15 9:50am 2/27/15 9:50am

Puppy Tries to Pick Up Frisbee, Fails Spectacularly 

Watching this puppy pick up a frisbee is one of the most delightful things you could treat yourself to today. Watch this puppy try and try and fail and fail, probably because of the uselessness of the science education in the obedience school system. What's wrong, puppy? Why don't you get physics? I guess I'm on… » 2/20/15 8:00pm 2/20/15 8:00pm

Cincinnati Zoo's Pandas and Penguins: 'This Weather Rules'

It is a horror show outside right now in most of the eastern U.S., but for some guys over at the Cincinnati Zoo, the fun has just begun. » 2/20/15 1:30pm 2/20/15 1:30pm

Godless Savage Guinea Pigs Devour a Metric Fuckton of Lettuce

There is nothing holy about this video of two soulless guinea pigs eating innocent lettuce that had never hurt anyone in its life. The footage is raw, it's uncut and it's horrifying. Have you no shame, guinea pigs? Is there anything you will not viciously savage and then poop out as a pellet? » 2/19/15 6:10pm 2/19/15 6:10pm

Here's a Cat Who Has Harnessed the Power of Heat

It is freezing. As I write this, I am wearing two pairs of pajamas and wishing that the winter were over. If I were just a little smarter, perhaps as smart as this cat, I would have purchased a heater long ago (I like to think the cat bought it, okay?) and then spent a good portion of my evening huddled before it. Why… » 2/18/15 7:45pm 2/18/15 7:45pm

This is a Heron Surfing on a Hippo in Real Life and I'm Losing It

How is this not a cartoon? What is nature? Why is the world of animals so interesting and majestic? How do I, a human male in my thirties, surf on the back of a hippo? Seriously, is there anything you could watch this week that is better than this? I'm honestly losing my shit over here. » 2/12/15 11:42pm 2/12/15 11:42pm