Spring Break Has Been America's Favorite Freakout For Decades

Like The Ten Commandments on Easter and cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving, it's time for a seasonal ritual: The Fox News freakout over debauched college kids swarming America's beaches for the pagan rite known as SPRAAANG BREAAAAK. » 3/25/15 3:30pm Wednesday 3:30pm

Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando

"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in… » 3/16/15 6:39pm 3/16/15 6:39pm

Texas Warns that Drug Violence Has Made Mexico Unsafe for Spring Break

A recent announcement from the Texas Department of Public Safety warned students against traveling to Mexico over spring break, citing "the unpredictable nature of cartel violence and other criminal elements." » 2/26/15 10:50am 2/26/15 10:50am

Jon Stewart Puts Faux Outrage Over Spring Break on Blast

Fox News' Sean Hannity has devoted five segments over the past week to EXPOSING what's REALLY going on at Spring Break in America, almost as if the institution of SPRING BREAK FOREVER isn't already decades old and well-explored. » 4/10/14 1:30pm 4/10/14 1:30pm

Over 100 People Arrested at Drunken Spring Break Riot From Hell

Dozens were hospitalized and over 100 people were arrested after all hell in its fiery and brimstoney glory broke loose at a spring break party near University of California at Santa Barbara. This is the stuff of nightmares. » 4/07/14 12:00pm 4/07/14 12:00pm

Fox News Discovers 'Spring Break,' Is Very Concerned Indeed

Because Fox News' average viewer was already middle aged by the time MTV debuted, the network is sending one of its most intrepid concerned blonde moms into the bowels of youthful hedonism to teach The Olds about this new thing called "Spring Break." And it's hilarious. » 4/02/14 2:30pm 4/02/14 2:30pm

Social Media Shames College Students Into Having a Less Naked Spring…

Add Spring Break to the growing tally of consequence-free opportunities for public exhibitionism that social media is ruining. The New York Times, reporting from formerly debauched Key West, says that these self-important spring breakers are more aware than ever of the mighty Facebook monster's insatiable appetite for… » 3/17/12 1:30pm 3/17/12 1:30pm

How To Pack For A Respectable Spring Break

The blogs are full of skimpy bikinis and ethereal sarongs — but fantasy vacations aside, what's the minimum wardrobe you can get away with for a warm-weather getaway? » 3/25/11 4:47pm 3/25/11 4:47pm

Do Not Go To Orlando This Spring Break

Don't these young people look happy and carefree? Let's hope they're not in Orlando. An "analysis of crime and accident stats coupled with doctor and lawyer rankings of 25 popular spring break destinations" ranked the home of Disney the most dangerous of the list. And we all know how slasher films start. » 3/10/11 1:36pm 3/10/11 1:36pm

Girls Are Hanging From The Ceiling: A Thirtysomething Returns To Spring…

Last week, a bunch of Too Old For This Shit ladies went to Cancun. I was one of them. We did not witness any drug violence or beer-bonging by teen moms. But we did see the drunkest Pink impression ever. » 3/26/10 12:30pm 3/26/10 12:30pm

Amy Poehler: "Best Ass" Contests Are Part Of Our Social Fabric

Imagine a world without Spring Break as we know it. A world where South Padre Island was more like Footloose's Bomont. Sound nice? In UCB's latest film, Amy Poehler and co. show us the dark side. » 3/09/10 9:20am 3/09/10 9:20am

But How Will Rampant Drug Violence Affect Spring Break?

Texas has issued a warning on spring break — and it's not about margaritas or girls going wild. Rather, students should avoid violence-ravaged Mexican border cities, especially Ciudad Juarez, where 2,600 people were killed in 2009. [CNN] » 3/04/10 6:40pm 3/04/10 6:40pm

Some Young Women May Be Confusing "Confidence" With Carnality

It's Spring Break in America, and you know what that means... Millions of college students are getting wasted. And, more often than not, this is the time that young women go from concentrating on history or communications to studying Sex Appeal 101. LA Times columnist Megham Daum went to Cancun a few years ago, to… » 3/17/08 1:30pm 3/17/08 1:30pm

This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties

'Miss America' On Last Educated, Mystic Tanned Legs, But America's…

When the Miss America Pageant, ditched by Viacom owned CMT, finally goes the way of Elle Girl — online only (but so Web 2.0!) — some, like Nashville's Ralph Emery, may see it as a blow to that "little piece of Americana" that is the promotion of lofty goals (scholarship) alongside loftier ones (swimsuit-wearing!) » 3/30/07 12:12pm 3/30/07 12:12pm

Joe Francis's Worst Nightmare: Coed Shortage In Cancun

Breaking! The Gulf Coast resort-area of Cancun may be experiencing a shortage of tits and ass, no thanks to Wilma (as in Hurricane) and the U.S. government, which have conspired to send the binge-drinkers of U.S. universities stumbling to other — less expensive — wet T-shirt destinations. » 3/05/07 9:01am 3/05/07 9:01am