Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in…
Texas Warns that Drug Violence Has Made Mexico Unsafe for Spring Break
A recent announcement from the Texas Department of Public Safety warned students against traveling to Mexico over spring break, citing "the unpredictable nature of cartel violence and other criminal elements."
Social Media Shames College Students Into Having a Less Naked Spring Break
Add Spring Break to the growing tally of consequence-free opportunities for public exhibitionism that social media is ruining. The New York Times, reporting from formerly debauched Key West, says that these self-important spring breakers are more aware than ever of the mighty Facebook monster's insatiable appetite for…
Do Not Go To Orlando This Spring Break
Don't these young people look happy and carefree? Let's hope they're not in Orlando. An "analysis of crime and accident stats coupled with doctor and lawyer rankings of 25 popular spring break destinations" ranked the home of Disney the most dangerous of the list. And we all know how slasher films start.
Girls Are Hanging From The Ceiling: A Thirtysomething Returns To Spring Break
Last week, a bunch of Too Old For This Shit ladies went to Cancun. I was one of them. We did not witness any drug violence or beer-bonging by teen moms. But we did see the drunkest Pink impression ever.
Spring In Their Steps
[Cancun, March 22. Image via Getty]
Sarah Palin Reality Show Inspires Bidding War • Man Nearly Bakes Baby
• Two cable networks are fighting over the rights to a Sarah Palin reality show.
Amy Poehler: "Best Ass" Contests Are Part Of Our Social Fabric
Imagine a world without Spring Break as we know it. A world where South Padre Island was more like Footloose's Bomont. Sound nice? In UCB's latest film, Amy Poehler and co. show us the dark side.
But How Will Rampant Drug Violence Affect Spring Break?
Texas has issued a warning on spring break — and it's not about margaritas or girls going wild. Rather, students should avoid violence-ravaged Mexican border cities, especially Ciudad Juarez, where 2,600 people were killed in 2009. [CNN]
Some Young Women May Be Confusing "Confidence" With Carnality
It's Spring Break in America, and you know what that means... Millions of college students are getting wasted. And, more often than not, this is the time that young women go from concentrating on history or communications to studying Sex Appeal 101. LA Times columnist Megham Daum went to Cancun a few years ago, to…
This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties
- We discovered that ( now-former ) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer goes to whores.
- We also discussed Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka "Kristen", the woman who was allegedly the whore in question. Her new single is off the chain!
- We commisserated with Spitzer's poor wife, Silda.
- Bet disgraced Glamour blogger Mike Cherico is…
'Miss America' On Last Educated, Mystic Tanned Legs, But America's Pursuit Of Well-Rounded Ideal Persists
When the Miss America Pageant, ditched by Viacom owned CMT, finally goes the way of Elle Girl — online only (but so Web 2.0!) — some, like Nashville's Ralph Emery, may see it as a blow to that "little piece of Americana" that is the promotion of lofty goals (scholarship) alongside loftier ones (swimsuit-wearing!)
Joe Francis's Worst Nightmare: Coed Shortage In Cancun
Breaking! The Gulf Coast resort-area of Cancun may be experiencing a shortage of tits and ass, no thanks to Wilma (as in Hurricane) and the U.S. government, which have conspired to send the binge-drinkers of U.S. universities stumbling to other — less expensive — wet T-shirt destinations.

