Creepy New Study Suggests That Men Are Just Hoping to Marry a Mother Clone

Thanks to biological anthropologist Helen Fisher, author of the lurid sex book Why Him? Why Her? How to Find and Keep Lasting Love, the Oedipal complex has received a much-needed 21st-century update. It's not that all men want to kill their fathers so they can marry their mothers — what they really want to do is find… »11/11/12 2:00pm11/11/12 2:00pm


John Kasich Praises the Heroic Laundering of Political Spouses Everywhere

By this point, it should be pretty obvious that Mitt Romney has the most hapless and mendacious surrogates EVER, but, in case you need a little more convincing, Ohio Gov. John Kasich was on hand Wednesday to provide some more evidence that the entire GOP is now officially a horseshoe crab that somehow got stuck on its… »9/13/12 9:15pm9/13/12 9:15pm