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LolaQuinn is full of beans
09/01/09

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That's why when I go for a run, I just have my boyfriend run behind me and hold my tits with his hands. Cheap AND effective!
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LittleShell
08/31/09

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Oh, man. This is why running on the treadmill at the gym gives me an anxiety attack. There's a whole lot of bouncing around going on, and the ginormous guy who keeps looking at me in between grunts and bench presses does not a pleasant workout make.
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clevernamehere
08/31/09

@LittleShell: Buy an enell sports bra. They make bounce impossible.
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Hana Maru
08/31/09

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This shit is why I started doing kettlebells and why I now recommend it to anyone who asks. It's a more fun, shorter workout than the mostly cardio routine I used to do, and I don't have to worry about strapping down my big tits. I didn't expect it when I started, but I'm now stronger than I've ever been and I lost a bunch of inches around my middle.
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CassandraSays
09/01/09

@Hana Maru: Kettlebells? What is this thing of which you speak? As a woman with abundant boobage I'm always looking for workouts that won't create that bouncing on a trampoline effect.
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Hana Maru
09/01/09

@CassandraSays: and all: Sorry to leave you all hanging. I do this guy's free program at home while I watch tv. I'm on the intermediate level now.
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Hana Maru
09/01/09

@Hana MaruI bought two 18 lb bells to start, and still use them sometimes, though I mostly use bigger weights now. I got mine at a local fitness supply place. Sporting goods places sometimes carry them also.
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Hana Maru
09/01/09

@Hana MaruI bought two 18 lb bells to start, and still use them sometimes, though I mostly use bigger weights now. I got mine at a local fitness supply place. Sporting goods places sometimes carry them also.
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Hana Maru
09/01/09

@Hana MaruI bought two 18 lb bells to start, and still use them sometimes, though I mostly use bigger weights now. I got mine at a local fitness supply place. Sporting goods places sometimes carry them also.
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Hana Maru
09/01/09

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coconanas
08/31/09

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I think the animation on the no bra could be more accurate... I've seen women with DD run without bras and its MUCH more movement than that... plus the animation looks like she has implants.

You should be able to choose sag level... that would add some realism.
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goToAndSay
08/31/09

@coconanas: Exactly, I call megafoul. Even with heavy duty sports bras my DDs move more than they're showing- by which i mean not stationary. Shenanigans, I say.
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Katxyz
08/31/09

@coconanas:

Y'all don't think they are bouncing enough? I'm a DDD cup and it's nearly making me cry on the yoga level. Point made, shock absorber site!
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clevernamehere
08/31/09

@coconanas: From what I've seen at the gym, implants don't bounce anywhere near that much. I used to be amazed by very busty girls who ran wearing camis with built in bras, until I noticed they all looked unusually round.

The models bodies are bizarre and Lara Croft like but the bounce seems about right to me, maybe a little too much. I imagine it depends on the woman though.
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violettefay
09/01/09

@coconanas: it's pretty unrealistic for the smaller cup sizes, too. The A nipples whip from the top to the bottom of the breast area, which I'm pretty sure isn't physically possible. I didn't actually even know that running hurt boobs until my sister told me, but nice try making me paranoid, sports bra company!
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valhalla_i_am_coming
08/31/09

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WHOA!! Where can I get the sports bra to the left that's made up of 2 big stars??? *AWESOME*
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sarrible
08/31/09

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I have Shock Absorber sports bras. LOVE THEM. Figleaves.com has them on the cheap(ish).
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anteup
08/31/09

@sarrible: Adding to wishlist!

I know I'm not the only weirdo that sleeps in a sports bra.... For that purpose I'm a big fan of champion's seamless sports bras with the thin straps. They fit me long torso with the adjustable straps.
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sarrible
08/31/09

@anteup: You won't want to sleep in these, but they sure do strap 'em down for vigorous exercise. I'm somewhere around a C or D, and Shock Absorbers are great for the elliptical. To run I usually wear a sports bra and a Lycra tank with a built-in shelf bra to minimize the jostling.
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Plum-Pie
09/01/09

@sarrible: I love this brand too - especially the version where you fasten it under each arm so you can get perfect cup fit.
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BetteD
08/31/09

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It's like a lava lamp...I can't stop watching!

I'm also pretty impressed that they weren't so puritanical they left the nipples out.
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cate3710
08/31/09

@BetteD: I'm fascinated by the inclusion of what seem to be tan lines.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
08/31/09

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Owwww. I'm traumatized.
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BabyJane
08/31/09

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Did anyone else involuntarily grab their chest while watching that. I have sympathy pains.
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Ant Girl
08/31/09

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Holy crap! The nipples are like eyes!
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