Ray & Janay Rice Are Praying For Halloween 2014's Biggest Assholes

Ray and Janay Rice know people will probably spend Halloween 2014 dressed like them in their worst moment, so the couple has made a decision — they're praying for the idiots that won't be able to stop themselves. You know you've really fucked up when you're being outclassed by Ray Rice. » 10/28/14 11:45am Tuesday 11:45am

High School Student on Trial for Rape Allowed to Play Football (UPDATED)

18-year-old Tyler Smith has been charged with the rape of two women. He is scheduled to face trial in December, but in the meantime is continuing to play on the football team of Hoquiam High School in Washington state. One might expect this to be yet another story of a winning football team being more important than… » 10/15/14 3:30pm 10/15/14 3:30pm

When a Celebration of Women in Sports Becomes a Breasty Bachelor Party

Let’s celebrate women in sports! Let’s hire nude body paint models to do so! Wait … that might not be the best idea. Women’s Health Australia's staff is wishing they had this very conversation before hiring naked ladies to decorate their recent sports awards dinner in Sydney. » 10/15/14 2:30pm 10/15/14 2:30pm

The Real Secret to Talking Sports With Any Woman

If you were a trash person, you'd assume that women didn't like sports and that, as Men's Health Magazine indicates, we only follow them if there's "a story line." Your argument, if you were made of trash, would be that women can't understand statistics or they don't have attention spans long enough to sit through a… » 10/07/14 5:37pm 10/07/14 5:37pm

Hope Solo Shouldn't Be Playing Professional Sports, Either

The NFL's handling of the Ray Rice domestic violence case has opened a belated discussion on how professional sports enable crap behavior in their athletes, and the private horror of domestic violence for its victims. But in the flurry of firings and bannings and panel appointings in the NFL, one professional sports… » 9/19/14 12:20pm 9/19/14 12:20pm

World's Worst People Defiantly Wear Ray Rice Jerseys to Football Game

The worst human beings in the world gathered to support one of their own last night, showing up to the Baltimore Ravens' home game proudly sporting their beloved Ray Rice jerseys as a show of support for the man who was caught on elevator surveillance video knocking his wife out with a punch to the face. » 9/12/14 3:40pm 9/12/14 3:40pm

NFL Executives Definitely Got the Ray Rice Elevator Tape Months Ago

The entire crux of the NFL's pathetic justification for not throwing woman-puncher Ray Rice on his ass earlier this year was executives' dubious claim that no NFL officials had seen elevator surveillance footage showing just how brutal the attack was until TMZ released it Monday. Well. Turns out, at least one of them… » 9/10/14 5:06pm 9/10/14 5:06pm

Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Aren't We Allowed To?

While the Olympics aren't fresh on the mind for some (not me; I actually never stop thinking about them), some recent particularly impressive distance swimming has prompted the question of why female swimmers competing in the Olympics swim 800 meters of freestyle instead of 1,500 meters, the way the men do. » 8/12/14 11:30am 8/12/14 11:30am

'Pretty Drunk' Chrissy Teigen Throws First Pitch at Dodgers Game


Supermodel and John Legend's more photogenic half Chrissy Teigen was given the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers game on Tuesday night. And, because the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl later confessed she was "pretty drunk" right around the time she did it, it was awesome. » 8/06/14 3:30pm 8/06/14 3:30pm