An Open Letter to Men Who Spit All the Time: WTF Is Going on in Your…

I'd like to start out by thanking the man walking toward me on East 33rd between Fifth and Madison who spit at my feet just as we crossed paths on my way to lunch today. Before then I had no idea what I'd be writing about, then voilà: inspiration. So, nasty yuck mouth spit at a stranger's feet, no manners having, rude… » 10/18/12 7:00pm 10/18/12 7:00pm

Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies

Last night's episode of Charm School » 11/24/08 7:00pm 11/24/08 7:00pm was the most awesome display of unladylike, drunken behavior since on . The girls had a challenge in which they were given makeovers to look really ugly, and were then sent to a bar. Then all hell broke loose when they got back to the house. Brandi C. hocked the thickest,…

"Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 9/05/08 7:00pm 9/05/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, , the Piper to my Trig, helps me answer questions about ejaculate, 16-year-old boys, and air-humping. Got a burning…

It's Never Ladylike When Little Girls Loogie

The Today Show's Meredith Vieira hosted a segment this morning about breaking children of their "gross" and "disgusting" habits — farting, burping, belching, nose-picking, scab-scratching (have you had your breakfast yet?) — and we learned that one way to cure kids from nose picking is to dip their fingers in lemon… » 2/06/08 11:00am 2/06/08 11:00am