If You Wanna Be a Spice Girl, You Gotta Go on Their Reality Show

Fly your Union Jack tour bus at half mast. Victoria Beckham — a.k.a Posh Spice — has reportedly left the Spice Girls for good, forgoing a reunion tour to focus more on her family and fashion line. Victoria's exit from the group was an amicable one; according to a source, "She has nothing but love and respect for all of… » 3/25/13 10:25am 3/25/13 10:25am

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic

The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife » 2/06/13 9:00am 2/06/13 9:00am

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

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A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer » 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

The Spice Girls Performed Onstage Together and the Universe Didn't…

Well, the Olympics are over and now all that's standing between you and another bittersweet Labor Day weekend is "Shark Week," and maybe a few hurricane scares along the Gulf Coast. Since "Shark Week" will be the same thing every year until James Cameron finally send his submersible deep into the Mariana Trench to… » 8/12/12 8:45pm 8/12/12 8:45pm

Paris Jackson Sends Swarm of Angry Fans to Bully Former BFF

So apparently Paris Jackson used to be besties with this girl named Spencer Malnik, until apparently Paris got it in her head that Spencer was telling her secrets to the public. So she did the only logical thing—she told all 800,000 of her Twitter followers about it. Of course, they promptly went bananas. Paris's… » 8/09/12 8:15pm 8/09/12 8:15pm

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Might Be 'Probing Each Other's…

You know how Gillian Anderson just broke up with her man-friend? And you know how David Duchovny got "quietly divorced" from Tea Leoni because of his sex addiction? And remember that stupid boner-deflating shit they pulled in the 2nd X-Files movie where they "revealed" that Mulder and Scully have just been totally humping » 8/08/12 8:30pm 8/08/12 8:30pm

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed to… » 7/09/12 9:00am 7/09/12 9:00am

Demi Moore's Topless, Pot-Smoking, Underage-Drinking Daughters Estrange …

For your latest installment of the Troubled Hollywood Families Variety Programme, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (23, 20 and 18 respectively) have cut off all ties from their mom Demi Moore, whose emotional breakdowns in the wake of her split with Ashton Kutcher became too overwhelming for the kids to handle. Since Moore… » 7/07/12 11:30am 7/07/12 11:30am

Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further Incident

Alec Baldwin married 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thompson in a New York City church today, and nothing was wrong unless you count the presence of Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Here's hoping Baldwin's new wife will lead him in a few sun salutations every morning to stop him from buying a one-way ticket to The… » 7/01/12 11:30am 7/01/12 11:30am

Lady Gaga's Manager Calls Her 'a 200-Pound Toddler'

First of all, that would be a hella fucked-up toddler. Second of all, there's no way Lady Gaga weighs 200 pounds unless she's eight feet tall and nobody has ever mentioned it. Or if she has adamantium claws (plausible). But anyway, her big fancy manager Troy Carter "jokingly compared Gaga to a '200-lb toddler,' but on a … » 6/22/12 8:00pm 6/22/12 8:00pm

Spice Girls Documentary Could Happen If Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Ruin…

TV producers are kicking around the idea of a Spice Girls documentary that would ideally coincide with the premiere of the group's new musical Viva Forever. The 90-minute documentary would feature one-on-one interviews with Mel B, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton, and Mel C, who will each hopefully get a minute or two of… » 6/17/12 11:00am 6/17/12 11:00am