Scientists Create Swimming 'Sperm-Bots,' So MEN ARE ABOLISHED

At last!!! Scientists have created synthetic sperm-shaped robots, or "swimmers," that can propel themselves through the human body and be controlled by a joystick or something. (Yes, I made the joystick part up, but IT WOULD BE COOL.) And lo, with joysticks and robot sperms flooding the market, feminists have finally »1/20/14 4:00pm1/20/14 4:00pm