Move over, red swimsuit lady: Special K announced today that they'll be using plus-sized "real women" with BMIs of up to 29 as models for a new campaign. (25 to 29.9 is considered overweight.) The cereal company has somewhat of a reputation based on the "celebrities" that have eaten it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in…

The good news is that at some point in your life, you will feel awesome about yourself. The bad news is that the point at which you feel totally hot may be a few decades away.

What is the challenge, exactly?

• The inevitable Aniston perfume is, oddly, not titled Desperation and Loneliness but, instead, "Lola V" - which sounds like the name of a Hollywood baby. That she'll never have! [Life&Style]
• Celine Dion, meanwhile, presents yet another scent: "Pure Brilliance." [WWD]

It's "bathing suit season" again, and you know what that means: it's time for Special K to make you feel bad about your body while pushing their ridiculously unrealistic cereal-based meal plan. Whatever, Special K.