How Soon Is Too Soon To Wax Your Daughter's Bikini Line?
The answer to this one may be obvious — no matter how liberal a parent may be, I think everyone can agree that it's too soon if the kid doesn't have any pubes — but no! Manicures for babies. Eyebrow waxes for 11-year-olds. 6-year-olds getting perms. Bikini waxes for 12-year-olds. These things are apparently…
"Botox Bandit" Hits NYC Spa
A Florida grifter allegedly wrote a New York spa bad checks for a facial and five bottles of skin cream, totaling $504.04. "I can't believe someone would risk jail time over something like this," said the spa's owner. [N.Y. Post]
Tyra: Parents Who've Spent $150K On Spas For Their Kids
Today, mothers who've invested a college education's worth of spa and beauty treatments on their kids—ages 9 and under—appeared on Tyra. What's even more ridiculous is that the angle of the show was all, "Isn't this cute?"
Sugar, Spice, Oxygen Facials
Trend that won't die: kiddie spas. Seriously: "a shrine to pint-size pampering, primping and preening." [Miami Herald]
Can't Afford A Facial? How's About A $300 Tasering?
Beauty And The Beast
If A Girl Gets A Spa Treatment And No One Films It, Did It Really Happen?
Good Morning America is so fresh out of ideas that they're watching month-old episodes of the Today Show for inspiration. Diane Sawyer and Co. are just picking up the tween spa meme and running it into the ground. Some six year olds are getting their hair chemically straightened, some 12-year-old girls are getting…
Lily Allen May Be Pregnant, But She's No Fan Of Maternity-Wear
- Pregnant singer Lily Allen has announced that she has turned down multiple offers to design a maternity line, given that so many of her fans are tween girls and feels that attaching her name to getting knocked up just "wouldn't be suitable." Jaime-Lynn, are you listening? [BBC]
- Lily also opened the Harrods sale today,…
Facialists: The Derma Dominatrixes Of The Filthy Rich
In the "Thursday Styles" section of today's New York Times, we learn that vanity and sadism go hand in hand — and know no limits! Beth Landman writes about aestheticians who are not just brutally honest — they are straight up mean. And the rich ladies who rely on them just love it! Isabel Dassinger, 50, sees Julie…

