Taste Test From Hell: We Cooked a Bunch of Gross Recipes From the '50s

Few things are more luridly delightful than midcentury food porn—fishy Jell-Os, mayonnaise frosting, all canned everything, foods ground up and then moulded into the shapes of other foods. If you've ever flipped through your grandma's post-war Betty Crocker cookbook, then you know what I'm grimacing about. These are… » 2/25/14 3:40pm 2/25/14 3:40pm

I Ate SPAM-Flavored Nuts and You Should Too

A few weeks ago my Uncle Dennis, on vacation in Hawaii, posted a photo on Facebook of a novelty snack he found at a grocery store. It was a can of "SPAM-flavored" macadamia nuts. My mom immediately piped up in the comments: "The next gross food Lindy can test for Jezebel? Maybe even worse than breast milk lollipops… » 10/04/13 3:30pm 10/04/13 3:30pm

Facebook Is a Great Place to Network with People Who Don't Exist

The other week, I got a random Facebook friend request from a suspiciously modelesque shirtless dude who sent me a message that read "I wish to accept friendship." We had no friends in common. My coworker Dodai got a similar request with the same message but from a totally different person. Were we among the chosen… » 8/02/12 6:00pm 8/02/12 6:00pm