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South Park Releases Moving Top-40 Banger 'Push (Ya Ya Ya, I Am Lorde)'

Though Lorde's age and identity were long ago established beyond a reasonable doubt by the internet's most intrepid detectives, a reasonable doubt about her age and identity still remains. Last week's South Park brought the simmering controversy back into the light by revealing a piece of tantalizing information:… »10/16/14 4:10pm10/16/14 4:10pm

Rihanna and Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in a Bar Bathroom Last Night

Yes, Rihanna and Chris Brown put their faces on each other at a club in the Meatpacking District this past evening after arriving within five minutes of each other. Like the classiest mating call displayed on a Discovery Channel special, Breezy "raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously" in Rihanna's general… »10/03/12 9:00am10/03/12 9:00am

Should Mr. Hankey Be The Mascot For Rectal Cancer?

With the exception of 14-year-old boys, most people don't like to talk about what comes out of their bum. Add cancer to the mix and you've got a topic no one wants to touch with a 10-foot poll — unless it's represented by a lovable piece of shit! A woman named Michelle L. Dobrawsky is asking Matt Stone and Trey Parker… »10/18/11 9:18pm10/18/11 9:18pm