Like other breakout reality stars before them, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Mama June will be lampooned on an episode of South Park. In the teaser clip, Honey Boo Boo and her mom are shopping for a pig heart for an upcoming pageant, noting that they need a "pig with pizzaz." In the episode description on…

Yes, Rihanna and Chris Brown put their faces on each other at a club in the Meatpacking District this past evening after arriving within five minutes of each other. Like the classiest mating call displayed on a Discovery Channel special, Breezy "raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously" in Rihanna's general…

With the exception of 14-year-old boys, most people don't like to talk about what comes out of their bum. Add cancer to the mix and you've got a topic no one wants to touch with a 10-foot poll — unless it's represented by a lovable piece of shit! A woman named Michelle L. Dobrawsky is asking Matt Stone and Trey Parker…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon.

• Lynne and Jamie Spears have reunited eight years after their divorce. They were spotted dancing to Britney's music in L.A. over the weekend. Apparently, nothing brings people together like hearing their daughter sing about "a taste of poison paradise."

On last night's episode of South Park, Jersey-based reality stars—like the Real Housewives and Snooki—moved into the Colorado town, wreaking havoc by flipping over tables, starting fights in hair salons, and partying in hot tubs.

Explains Colette of designer Castelbajac: "Since more than forty years, he creates…The look of Farah Fawcett in 'Charly Angels' but also the dresses of Jean-Paul II pope and surprising us. After Bambi, Obama, he is interesting by another American institution!"

Comedy Central has pulled scenes from an episode of South Park that recently drew the ire of a radical Islamic website after depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit. The episode has been re-aired, but with images censored. [ArtsBeat]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have received a "warning" from a radical Islamic website that the "likely outcome" of their depiction of Muhammad (dressed in a bear suit) on a recent episode of South Park is murder. [FoxNews]

• According to an unconfirmed report on an unreliable website and repeated by a newspaper, Beyoncé is pregnant.