Hunger Games Fan Page Besieged by Cries of 'I am Lorde, Ya Ya Ya Ya'

Jezebel has been uncompromising in its support for the most important musical work of our era, South Park's "Push (Ya Ya Ya, I Am Lorde)." And it seems the song's message is only spreading.
South Park Releases Moving Top-40 Banger 'Push (Ya Ya Ya, I Am Lorde)'
Though Lorde's age and identity were long ago established beyond a reasonable doubt by the internet's most intrepid detectives, a reasonable doubt about her age and identity still remains. Last week's South Park brought the simmering controversy back into the light by revealing a piece of tantalizing information:…
Kanye Gets Another Round of the South Park Treatment
Seth Rogen and James Franco aren't the only ones who see Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's relationship as comedic gold. South Park has skewered the MC again.
Honey Boo Boo Gets the South Park Treatment
Like other breakout reality stars before them, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Mama June will be lampooned on an episode of South Park. In the teaser clip, Honey Boo Boo and her mom are shopping for a pig heart for an upcoming pageant, noting that they need a "pig with pizzaz." In the episode description on…
Rihanna and Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in a Bar Bathroom Last Night
Yes, Rihanna and Chris Brown put their faces on each other at a club in the Meatpacking District this past evening after arriving within five minutes of each other. Like the classiest mating call displayed on a Discovery Channel special, Breezy "raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously" in Rihanna's general…
Should Mr. Hankey Be The Mascot For Rectal Cancer?
With the exception of 14-year-old boys, most people don't like to talk about what comes out of their bum. Add cancer to the mix and you've got a topic no one wants to touch with a 10-foot poll — unless it's represented by a lovable piece of shit! A woman named Michelle L. Dobrawsky is asking Matt Stone and Trey Parker…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon.
This week, he unabashedly stared at Haley Reinhart's ass while she was performing for a good 7 seconds. At least this girl…South Park Gets Invaded By Jersey Shore, Real Housewives
On last night's episode of South Park, Jersey-based reality stars—like the Real Housewives and Snooki—moved into the Colorado town, wreaking havoc by flipping over tables, starting fights in hair salons, and partying in hot tubs.
Want A $220 Sweater That Looks Like Stan From South Park?
Explains Colette of designer Castelbajac: "Since more than forty years, he creates…The look of Farah Fawcett in 'Charly Angels' but also the dresses of Jean-Paul II pope and surprising us. After Bambi, Obama, he is interesting by another American institution!"
South Park Censored Following Death Threats
Comedy Central has pulled scenes from an episode of South Park that recently drew the ire of a radical Islamic website after depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit. The episode has been re-aired, but with images censored. [ArtsBeat]
South Park Creators Threatened
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have received a "warning" from a radical Islamic website that the "likely outcome" of their depiction of Muhammad (dressed in a bear suit) on a recent episode of South Park is murder. [FoxNews]
Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
Jacko Involved In Hit-&-Run; Hackers Get Into Salma Hayek's Email
- While picking up Michael Jackson from the hospital, his driver sideswiped an ambulance. Police say the suspect was driving "a dark colored SUV" that was "being followed by a group of paparazzi." Sounds like MJ!
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
South Park Tells Women: "You Are Free To Queef"
Last week, caught up in April Fools' Day revelry, we failed to mention the South Park episode "Eat, Pray, Queef," about the double standard women face when it comes to queefing versus farting.
