Honey Boo Boo Gets the South Park Treatment

Like other breakout reality stars before them, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and Mama June will be lampooned on an episode of South Park. In the teaser clip, Honey Boo Boo and her mom are shopping for a pig heart for an upcoming pageant, noting that they need a "pig with pizzaz." In the episode description on Wikipedia,… » 10/03/12 10:00am 10/03/12 10:00am

Rihanna and Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in a Bar Bathroom Last Night

Yes, Rihanna and Chris Brown put their faces on each other at a club in the Meatpacking District this past evening after arriving within five minutes of each other. Like the classiest mating call displayed on a Discovery Channel special, Breezy "raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously" in Rihanna's general… » 10/03/12 9:00am 10/03/12 9:00am

Should Mr. Hankey Be The Mascot For Rectal Cancer?

With the exception of 14-year-old boys, most people don't like to talk about what comes out of their bum. Add cancer to the mix and you've got a topic no one wants to touch with a 10-foot poll — unless it's represented by a lovable piece of shit! A woman named Michelle L. Dobrawsky is asking Matt Stone and Trey Parker… » 10/18/11 9:18pm 10/18/11 9:18pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon. » 5/13/11 5:28pm 5/13/11 5:28pm

This week, he unabashedly stared at Haley Reinhart's ass while she was performing for a good 7 seconds. At least this girl is…

Real Cat Burglar Snatches Toys • Principal Blames South Park For…

• An English cat named Frankie has been accused of stealing 35 soft toys from neighboring houses over the past year. • Vets in Boston have performed an unusual surgery in which they reattached a 4-year-old cat's face following a brutal accident involving a car's fan belt. • A new US law states that freight ships must » 12/09/08 5:20pm 12/09/08 5:20pm

Is A Rape Joke Ever Funny?

I will be the first person to admit that I have a sick sense of humor. I never lose a gross-out contest, I revel in inappropriate jokes and I consider, when telling a joke, a look of horror as nearly as good as getting a laugh. But I often hear from people — men and women — that rape jokes are never, ever funny. Well,… » 11/20/08 4:00pm 11/20/08 4:00pm