In blargedy blarg political news of the day, Elizabeth Colbert Busch lost the race for South Carolina's 1st Congressional District seat to Mark "charming" Sanford, a man most famous for having a mistress, and who was recently accused of trespassing on his ex-wife's property. Yay! Not!
Elizabeth Colbert Busch Endorsed by S.C. Paper That Endorsed Mittens
A mere two days separate Elizabeth Colbert Busch, braintrust in the AmeriCone Dream, from her date with destiny in the special election for the House seat in South Carolina’s 1st congressional district. Will she triumph over the itinerant former Gov. Mark Sanford, or will she be forced back to the Colbert ice cream…
Shady Polling Group Asks Smear Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch
Perhaps you’ve heard of Elizabeth Colbert Busch, the Democratic candidate in South Carolina’s upcoming special congressional election. If you don’t live in South Carolina’s first congressional district, you might only know that Elizabeth Colbert Busch is the sister of beloved AmeriCone Dream ice cream spokesman…
Woman Used Ambulance Like a Taxi, Ignoring the Social Contract
The social contract is a sacred thing, and, in the vacuum of constant police surveillance in which most people carry on with their daily-chores, we count on strangers to follow a few unstated or quietly stated rules that help society run with greater efficiency. Don’t sneeze into a crowd of people with one’s mouth…
Mark Sanford Awkwardly Addresses Mistress Scandal In New Ad
Mark Sanford tackles his Argentine-mistress scandal head on in a new ad — and, no, it's not for Ashley Madison.
Turtle Roadkill Experiment Conclusively Proves That Humans are Assholes
I've been saying this for years, and nobody ever listens to me: people, en masse, are shit. Like, actual shit. Believe me, I'd love to be wrong about this, but here's a new experiment that verifies my theory. It takes a turtle seven or eight years to reproduce, and a female turtle who lives 50 years may lay over 100…
Rape Crisis Center Funding is 'Pork,' Says Awful Governor Nikki Haley
Maybe possibly probably not Veepstakes contender and South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley vetoed a bunch of stuff this week, claiming all of it is "pork." Among the pork she declared unkosher? Funding for the arts, and unnecessary shit that the taxpayers don't need to pay for, like funding for victims of domestic violence …
South Carolina Mother Escapes the Icky Clutches of Flesh-Eating…
The shudder-inducing phrase "flesh-eating bacteria" proved to be the boogeyman of last month's news-cycle, but at least one victim of the nightmarish ailment has escaped her ordeal relatively unscathed.
Flesh-Eating Bacteria Attacks a Mother of Newborn Twins in South…
We've all been captivated by the story of 24-year-old Aimee Copeland, who has been battling
Wait, Now You Can Get Kicked Out of College for Watching Glee?
Conservative Christian Bob Jones University is not a place for mincing namby pamby liberals with a dancing, prancing agenda. As such, students at the school are expected to adhere to a strict code of conduct and keep their minds unpolluted by the filth of pop culture sin, and if they don't keep up with the school's…
