Sorority Girls Allegedly Shitting All Over Mississippi State's Campus

End of summer got you down in the dumps? You're not alone. In fact, nowhere in America is it shittier right now than it is on Mississippi State's campus, where a roving band of feral female undergraduates are allegedly shitting all over the place in an attempt to impress their desired sorority with their prolific… » 9/08/14 1:30pm 9/08/14 1:30pm

UofA Student Posts Snapchat Bragging Her Sorority 'Got NO Niggas!!!!!'…

As new members of University of Alabama's sororities celebrated their newfound adoption into their sisterhoods this weekend, one member of the Chi Omega sorority chose to express her excitement through a Snapchat of her smiling face and the faces of two friends, subtitled with the brag "Chi O got NO niggas!!!!! [Emoji… » 8/18/14 5:30pm 8/18/14 5:30pm

University of Alabama Sorority Felt Blacks Were 'Bad for Our Status'

University of Alabama has become a beacon for outdated, racist sororities and their resistance to change. In the shadow of President Barack Obama’s second term as the first black leader of the free world, UA students are still divided over whether blacks and whites can share the same Greek letters. What year is this? » 8/07/14 3:40pm 8/07/14 3:40pm

Dartmouth Sorority Leaders Threaten Boycott, Prompt Rush Overhaul

An email sent last week to the Dartmouth College listserve for campus-wide events reveals that five high level members of the school's Panhellenic Council intended to boycott this season's sorority rush because of "clear flaws" in the Greek recruitment process that "stratifies the Dartmouth community along race,… » 1/13/14 11:35am 1/13/14 11:35am

Now We've Heard All the Stories About the Worst Frat in America

On Monday, Sigma Alpha Epsilon was given the title of The Worst Frat In America, thanks to a Bloomberg piece that claims that the frat is responsible for more deaths of their members than any other frat in America. While it's quite an honor for SAE to receive this title, it's a super bummer they're getting all the… » 12/30/13 4:30pm 12/30/13 4:30pm

The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of… » 11/19/13 4:15pm 11/19/13 4:15pm

Smith College Student Hopes to Form 'Exclusive' Straight Girl Sorority

At least one hetero undergrad at Smith College, a private, independent women's liberal arts college in Northampton, Massachusetts, feels "marginalized" because she's not a butch lesbo. The solution: an exclusive sorority for straight girls seeking boys, cupcakes, and Lily Pulitzer photoshoots. » 9/18/13 11:50am 9/18/13 11:50am

University of Alabama Says It 'Will Not Tolerate' Sorority Racism

After news broke last week that multiple sororities at the University of Alabama had refused women from joining their sororities because they were black, public outcry rose so quickly that a response from the usually-mute University officials seemed inevitable. On Tuesday, University President Judy Bonner released a… » 9/17/13 7:15pm 9/17/13 7:15pm

University of Alabama Sororities Still Won't Rush Black Women

In a fantastic and depressing exposé, the Crimson White reports that at least four traditionally white sororities at the University of Alabama had their alumnae blatantly block two black women from pledging this year, women that current sorority members had already targeted as prime candidates who they wanted to offer… » 9/11/13 3:30pm 9/11/13 3:30pm

College Party Girls Are Too Busy Slutting It Up to Need Your Pity

When college women are free to do what they want, some of them are going to want to behave like college jackasses. They're going to drink, swear, hook up sloppily and indiscriminately, barf in the streets, and generally act like boorish male characters in straight-to-DVD sex comedies. Oh, and one more thing: despite… » 8/01/13 4:50pm 8/01/13 4:50pm

Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Is Your New Dating Coach

Former sorority girl Rebecca Martinson (does "cunt punt" ring a bell?) has some blunt advice for those of you agonizing over texts, or a lack thereof: "NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR… » 7/03/13 4:00pm 7/03/13 4:00pm