Since You Can't Remember Anything, Let's Have Sex

In storytelling and dream analysis, the forest is a symbol of one's unconscious. During last night's episode of True Blood, the forest was where hearts, souls and naked bodies were revealed. For instance: The woods were where Sookie finally banged her amnesiac crush, Eric. There's always been an electricity between… » 8/01/11 12:15pm 8/01/11 12:15pm

True Blood: It's Been A Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left You

The return of True Blood was reminscent of a hip-hop song: "It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you." Viewers weren't the only ones trying to remember what the hell happened in Bon Temps since we last visited. Sookie was also awash in confusion. Last season's finale, in September, raised all kinds of… » 6/27/11 2:05pm 6/27/11 2:05pm

The True Blood Finale Is All Questions & No Answers

After watching three seasons of True Blood, I've come to the conclusion that like a Value Meal at McDonald's, the show packs in a lot of crap that's fun while it lasts but leaves you feeling unsatisfied. » 9/13/10 1:38pm 9/13/10 1:38pm

When I first started watching this show, I hadn't read the books, but I…

True Blood: How Long Does It Take To Find Out Who You Are?

Sometimes the tone of this show is mystifying. Just when you settle in for a campy, fun ride, you're forced to sit through some "serious" stuff. » 8/16/10 12:03pm 8/16/10 12:03pm

True Blood Heals Heartbreak With A Hot Hunk O' Werewolf

Lots of stuff happened in last night's episode, but honestly, Alcide is such a tasty piece of mancandy, who can focus on anything else? » 7/12/10 1:00pm 7/12/10 1:00pm

True Blood: Big Foot, Nazis, And Tender Moments

There were lots of revelations in last night's episode: Big Foot might exist? The Vampire King of Mississippi uses werewolves to do his bidding? Eric was a Nazi? » 6/21/10 12:00pm 6/21/10 12:00pm

True Blood: The Truth Is, The Truth Hurts

Last night's episode was called "Frenzy," but it it was all about the Truth. The first person to start speaking clear, lucid facts was the slightly nutty Queen (played by Evan Rachel Wood). Quoth she: » 8/31/09 12:40pm 8/31/09 12:40pm

True Blood: "She Wants To Cut Out My Heart While A Bunch Of Naked…

A huge, epic episode. Things really got crazy in Bon Temps last night, and shapeshifter Sam Merlotte was at the center of it all. » 8/24/09 12:40pm 8/24/09 12:40pm

True Blood: Sookie's Dreamy Nightmare

Obviously seeing Eric loving and naked and sensual was a treat. » 8/17/09 1:00pm 8/17/09 1:00pm

It's interesting that while Sookie and the vampires have been gone dealing with stuff in Dallas, Maryann has turned the town upside down. Things in Bon Temps are completely unbalanced… looks like the citizens vamps to get back on track.

True Blood: Godric Will Save (Or Kill) Everyone

Although there were some revelations in last night's episode, and Lorena's emerald 1903s dress was gorgeous, I was left wondering: why does Sookie always need to be rescued? » 8/03/09 11:00am 8/03/09 11:00am

True Blood: Looks Can Be Deceiving

There were lots of odd moments in last night's episode, and Lafayette's hallucinatory PTSD moment was one of the weirdest. » 7/27/09 12:00pm 7/27/09 12:00pm

While this season is obviously building towards something, it feels like there have been way too many orgy scenes and not enough deliciously bad vampires doing vampire stuff. But maybe our…

True Blood: When Death Was A Little Boy

Oh, Eric! When you flashback to your dirty, crusty Viking warrior past, and say stuff like, "Wherever I am there will always be women," you're really quite irresistible. So. Last night we found out: » 7/20/09 12:00pm 7/20/09 12:00pm

In addition, there was a over the weekend in which Michelle Goldberg claims that 's universe is "like the right's…