Last Night's RHONY Included a Conversation About Blow Jobs and 'Eskimo Teeth'

The Real Housewives of New York is back with a new slew of terrible tag lines (including “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend; martinis are!” and “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar...and then they had me!”), proving once again that RHONY is not just the branch of the cherished franchise that we most want—it’s also…
You’ve Gotta See Taylor Swift’s Alleged Old Myspace Photos and Comments
If you’d like to travel back in time to 2006, just put on your trucker hat and Juicy Couture tracksuits and click on this link. Once the page loads, you’ll be in the not-so-distant past, where Taylor Swift’s hair was still curly and people were excited to see the movie Sahara. Yes, beyond that link are Taylor Swift’s …
Aviva Drescher and Her Prosthetic Leg Got Fired from RHONY
The woman who threw the prosthetic leg heard ‘round the world has been fired from Bravo’s Real Housewives of New York City. Aviva Drescher, we barely knew ye.
All The Things That Make Housewife Sonja Awesome
Sonja Morgan is an amazing gift to the Housewives franchise. Over-sexed and boozy with a disregard for panties and the fact that everything she's doing is being filmed, she made the ladies' trip to Morocco worth watching. In fact if she wasn't there being a drunk mess what would the brunettes have to talk about? Was…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is, La Toya Jackson unwittingly reveals behind-the-scenes Celebrity Apprentice conspiracy, and Toni Braxton's family hits reality TV.
Actually, what's even better than getting this kind of confirmation of how 50 Cent is an…Real Housewives Fight — With Each Other — For Marriage Equality
Three divorcées, a tightly-wound Brooklynite and her comically ambiguous husband arrived at a demonstration for social progress and then proceeded to act like social morons when they all started fighting with each other over who had the right to speak at the event after Sonja—the grand marshal—wanted the exclusive…
Ready-For-Prime-Time Fashion At The TV Land Awards
Yes, the TV Land Awards have been going on for 9 years already. And the attendees are old hands.
Happy Return Of NYC Housewives Brings Snow Angels, Apologies, And Drinking
After postponing the fourth season of Real Housewives of New York City to make room for the show's Miami installment, Bravo has announced an official premiere date: April 7. The extended trailer above makes us realize just how much this cast has been missed. Kelly's doing snow angels in the sand. The Countess is…
Megan Fox Didn't Get Engaged Again; L.A. Reimbursed $1 Million For Jackson Funeral
- Earlier this week, Megan Fox's rep confirmed that she got re-engaged to Brian Austin Green. Last night she said, "We've been engaged for four years, so I don't know why the story is breaking now like it's new."
Housewives Reunion: The Truth Behind Kelly's Meltdown
On last night's third and final installment of the RHONYC reunion, viewers were served a heaping portion of Kelly Bensimon's word salad. Yet, her distorted perceptions, half-thoughts, and contradictory statements make perfect sense to her in "Kelly Land."
Real Housewives Reunion: Systematic Bullshit
Last night, on part two of the RHONYC reunion, the group finally approached perhaps the most anticipated topic: Kelly's Caribbean Crazytime. Despite the fact that cameras caught her erratic—and malevolent—behavior, she insists she's a victim of "systematic bullying."
Posh Passes On Spicing Up Her Life; M.I.A. Calls Out Writer In Song
- The Spice Girls are planning another comeback tour.
Real Housewives: "Turtle Time!"
Between Ramona's Pinot Grigio binge, LuAnn's recording session, Kelly's lemonade, Sonja's bi-curiosity, and the Hooter Patrol IV, last night's episode was epic, perhaps surpassing "prostitution whore" as my all time favorite hour in the Real Housewives franchise.

