Richard Simmons' New Music Video Is the Stuff of Nightmares

Richard Simmons never ever strays from being completely and totally himself, even when he's supposed to be acting. So his new song and music video entitled "Hair Do" must be just another facet on his personal prism. But what a facet it is. Part workout video, part actual music video, the song includes the line "Vidal… » 8/23/13 5:20pm 8/23/13 5:20pm

See the Abs of Abercrombie & Fitch Cover 'Call Me Maybe'

You have obviously been sitting around listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's ubiquitous smash hit "Call Me Maybe" on an endless loop, because what else would you possibly do with your time? But be honest: have you also quietly been thinking that what this song really needs is more abs? Like a shit-ton of naked abs? Well,… » 6/14/12 9:15pm 6/14/12 9:15pm

The Insane Facebook Song You Didn't Know You Needed But Cannot Live…

You almost certainly use Facebook, and maybe you would even say out loud to another person, "I love Facebook." But you probably wouldn't ever write and record a song about how glorious the site in honor of its IPO... Well, you'll be very glad these people did, because the result is AMAZING. It's like "We Are the… » 5/20/12 8:55pm 5/20/12 8:55pm

A Hilariously Terrible Music Video That Will Change You Forever

Have a problem with your man staring too long at other ladies? Why not institute the "Three Second Rule," as explained in this helpful song from "artist" Lisa Gail. There are a million reasons why this song (and the Three Second Rule, for that matter) are a terrible idea, and yet somehow this video is pure magic.… » 4/19/12 11:55pm 4/19/12 11:55pm

Talented Hound Dog Plays the Piano and Sings the Blues


Almost every dog can tell you a sad tale of woe (usually about not getting enough treats), but not every pooch can provide his own musical accompaniment. This hound is pretty darn talented on the piano—it's especially moving when he takes a little break to sniff the keys—but the best part of the song is the very… » 3/04/12 9:30pm 3/04/12 9:30pm

Mitt Romney's Song May Stir Our Hearts, But It Does Not Stir Our Loins

Have you ever wondered what it looks like to lose a presidential election in two minutes or less? This video is your answer. The Romneytron-3000 gives this supposedly beautiful song his best shot, but unfortunately his programmers must have made a miscalculation that's left him unable to properly carry a tune. Now… » 1/31/12 10:00am 1/31/12 10:00am

Watch As Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Try To Kill You With…


It seems pretty clear that friends Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have formed a pact and are trying to destroy us with their collective charm. The most compelling evidence of this sinister plot so far? This video of them singing a duet of "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" while playing a ukelele and a… » 12/29/11 9:45pm 12/29/11 9:45pm