Jared Leto Narrowly Beat Out Sofia Vergara for the Shiniest Hair Award

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 18: Actors Jared Leto (L) and Sofia Vergara attend the Weinstein Company and Netflix's 2014 SAG after party in partnership with Laura Mercier at Sunset Tower on January 18, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company) » 1/19/14 2:30pm 1/19/14 2:30pm

'Sofia Vergara Is Charo with Diarrhea,' Says Charo

Celebrities are always pointlessly getting pissy with one another, but every now and then there's a celebrity feud so Earth-shattering that you have to stop everything and try to piece your life back together. This is usually because a.) it's between two entirely unexpected people, b.) it involves someone you entirely… » 10/04/13 6:30pm 10/04/13 6:30pm

Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a vintage… » 9/05/13 9:00am 9/05/13 9:00am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her marriages … » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male…

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head… » 4/06/13 11:30am 4/06/13 11:30am

Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian…

Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in… » 3/27/13 9:00am 3/27/13 9:00am

Beth Ditto Arrested for Being Drunk and Disorderly: ‘Google Me,…

In what sounds rather like a Portlandia cameo gone wrong (or right!), Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto was arrested on a drunk and disorderly charge in a Portland bar on Saturday night. Spoiler alert: It sounds like she was drunk and disorderly. She was cut off during the St. Patrick's Day festivities when the bartender… » 3/19/13 9:00am 3/19/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… » 3/07/13 9:00am 3/07/13 9:00am

Madonna Ran Afoul of Instagram Nudity, Copyright Police

When the pop music coalescence of carbon molecules known as Madonna joined Instagram earlier this month, there was much rejoicing. Finally, we, the pop culture gobbling proletariat, would have access to Madge's most intimate post-lip balm application shots. Racy stuff. It was all going so well until Instagram's censors … » 2/24/13 11:30am 2/24/13 11:30am

Beyoncé Tells Vogue That 1-Year-Old Blue Ivy Is Her Best Friend

In the March issue of Vogue, Beyoncé wants you to know that she's neither cyborg-armed Type-A perfectionist nor untouchable pop star. She's a wooooman, W-O-M-A-N. She has never been more aware of her womanity. "Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means something… » 2/12/13 9:00am 2/12/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night. » 1/28/13 9:00am 1/28/13 9:00am

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