Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look… » 7/07/14 8:00pm 7/07/14 8:00pm

The West-Kardashian Consortium is Official, and Here's What We Know

Well Kimye are officially bonded in holy matrimony, but before you plunge into the depths of an existential crisis, the knowledge that there shan't be more pre-wedding Kimye clothing, location, guest, or gift rumors slowly perforating your very existence, don't worry. This wedding was so illustrious, details will clog… » 5/25/14 11:35am 5/25/14 11:35am

Jared Leto Narrowly Beat Out Sofia Vergara for the Shiniest Hair Award

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 18: Actors Jared Leto (L) and Sofia Vergara attend the Weinstein Company and Netflix's 2014 SAG after party in partnership with Laura Mercier at Sunset Tower on January 18, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company) » 1/19/14 2:30pm 1/19/14 2:30pm

'Sofia Vergara Is Charo with Diarrhea,' Says Charo

Celebrities are always pointlessly getting pissy with one another, but every now and then there's a celebrity feud so Earth-shattering that you have to stop everything and try to piece your life back together. This is usually because a.) it's between two entirely unexpected people, b.) it involves someone you entirely… » 10/04/13 6:30pm 10/04/13 6:30pm

Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a… » 9/05/13 9:00am 9/05/13 9:00am

Is Sofia Vergara the Worst Human Being Alive?

Or just the most vulgar and out-of-touch? That's the question on my mind after reading the profile in this month's Harper's Bazaar, in which the actress whines about how her (Jewish!) business manager is such a buzzkill about her Birkin habit and explains that the success of Modern Family has finally allowed her to… » 7/11/13 6:20pm 7/11/13 6:20pm

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male…

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head… » 4/06/13 11:30am 4/06/13 11:30am

Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian…

Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in… » 3/27/13 9:00am 3/27/13 9:00am

Beth Ditto Arrested for Being Drunk and Disorderly: ‘Google Me, Bitches’

In what sounds rather like a Portlandia cameo gone wrong (or right!), Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto was arrested on a drunk and disorderly charge in a Portland bar on Saturday night. Spoiler alert: It sounds like she was drunk and disorderly. She was cut off during the St. Patrick's Day festivities when the bartender… » 3/19/13 9:00am 3/19/13 9:00am