Virginia Republican Wants to Outlaw Oral Sex Between Teenagers

The Republicans of Virginia physically cannot stop thinking about what their constituents do with their genitals. You'd think that, after Ken Cuccinelli and his batshit insane "outlaw oral and anal sex" platform lost the governor's race, conservatives would have realized that any enemy of BJs, etc. is an enemy of… » 1/10/14 6:15pm 1/10/14 6:15pm

Maybe-VA Gov Ken Cuccinelli Trying To Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows

It has been a banner week in not policing what people do in the sack, so it goes without saying SOMEONE was bound to fuck it up. That someone is Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, who has filed an appeal to revive a statewide ban of oral and anal sex that has been dead for the last… » 6/29/13 4:00pm 6/29/13 4:00pm

Sheriff Charged With Raping, Sodomizing & Bribing Female Prisoners

An Oklahoma Sheriff is being accused of running his own version of Girls Gone Wild in prison: On Wednesday, Mike Burgess, the top officer in Custer County — 90 miles outside Oklahoma City — was arrested for, among other charges, forcing female prisoners to "engage in wet T-shirt contests and offering cigarettes to… » 4/18/08 9:30am 4/18/08 9:30am