A new study has found that people who make the biggest fucking deal about their relationships on the internet tend to, conversely, feel very insecure about their relationships. Take that, love.
Former police officer David Cerna was recently arrested for placing a hidden camera in a Mobile gas station bathroom in Chesterfield, Missouri, and then posting the videos on a porn site. Now, after the site has been taken down, stills remain searchable on Tumblr. Yet Tumblr refuses to take down the photos—what gives?
Apparently, Facebook really really really really really wants to know who you're fucking. The social network has introduced an annoying new feature it's calling the "ASK button" which will allow your nosy friends to, with the click of a mouse, directly ask you about the relationship status that you have deliberately…
A pair of new studies out this week indicate that Facebook makes people feel terrible about themselves and too much Twitter can lead to breakups. Is the internet a series of tubes that does nothing but suck all of the joy out of people's lives? Probably.
Business networking site LinkedIn has finally enabled a feature that allows its members to block other users.
Today's the 10th anniversary of Facebook's bloody, screaming birth, and as such, it's a time of solemn reflection on the behemoth social network and how it's chanced how we live, and how we socialize. Specifically, it's time to talk about how to dance through the virtual land mine field of girl-on-girl unfriendings.
In late August 2012, a Columbus, Ohio father of three noticed something strange as he sat down at the computer. His wife, who had just been using it, had forgotten to sign out of her Facebook account. There was a message waiting for her.
Jobs do it. Moms do it. Wives of former college flames do it. And now, credit agencies are getting in on the Facebook stalking game. Which is worrisome.
Pinterest, the virtual pinboard/social networking site that has a proven strong appeal to women, just received a valuation of $3.8 billion. Pinterest is now one of the most valuable privately held Internet companies, establishing that women's aspirations are worth a hell of a lot of cash.
While I disagree ideologically with almost everything the Heritage Foundation stands for, it's refreshing to see that we both agree with the old adage that she who Pinterests drunkest, Pinterests best. Great example of Pinteresting drunk: the Heritage Foundation's 'Surprise Criminals' board. It makes no sense. It has…
Twitter for terriers. Facebook for Frenchies. Grindr for greyhounds. All great ideas, but the truth is that there just aren't enough social networking sites/apps for dogs — until now that is. Internet, meet Where My Dogs At. Where My Dogs At, meet the internet. Now sniff each others butts and go play rough with one…
A few months ago, Facebook announced that it would start letting people know which group members view posts in groups, information that would, unacceptably, get in the way of innocent people trying to go about their normal lives — lives that obviously include cyber-stalking exes, former roommates and coworkers, and…
Back during the good ol' days of dial up, the worst sort of deception on the internet was a person saying that they were 18/m/IL when they were really 45/hairy fingers/fapping. But now that Chris Hansen has solved internet ephebophilia forever, an even more serious problem looms for hapless web users, and indeed the…
Cranky old coots who can't stand looking at friends' tiny, hairless offspring are running out of excuses to complain about the proliferation of baby pictures on Facebook. A new plugin for the Google Chrome browser allows people to filter out all the potty training, bath taking, pureed pea eating photos of babies they…
The other week, I got a random Facebook friend request from a suspiciously modelesque shirtless dude who sent me a message that read "I wish to accept friendship." We had no friends in common. My coworker Dodai got a similar request with the same message but from a totally different person. Were we among the chosen…
It's wedding and baby season, which means Facebook's insufferables have joined forces to stuff their weddings and babies so far down your throat that you can't even "LIKE" straight. That's why we need BabyMarriageBook. Before Facebook explodes in a giant baby wedding smugbomb. (Click image to enlarge.)
Better go click through your ex boyfriend's kind of weird-looking new girlfriend's tagged photos now, while you still can. Facebook announced today that they're going to start letting people know who has viewed certain items on the social network — technology that, for now, only impacts a limited area of the site, but…
When it comes to modern relationships between insufferable people who take pictures of their food, it's not official until it's on Facebook. And until very recently, the social networking site couldn't provide accurate graphics to newly wed same sex couples, thus negating all gay rights. But not anymore — Facebook…
This year's Republican National Committee Convention will be held in Tampa, Florida in August. And in case you didn't already fill in your Depressing Shit Bingo card: strip clubs — America's wang's undercarriage — are anticipating an influx of convention-related business, and are offering potential customers the…
Facebook is useful for so many things, and yet mostly what it is good for is providing you with new and technologically advanced ways to feel miserable. One of the most effective weapons Facebook offers in the quest to destroy your self-esteem is the ability of people to defriend each other. Nothing cuts deeper than…
