Sad About So You Think You Can Dance? Come Bond with Me.

I tend to avoid talent competition shows. Not because they're too low-brow or I don't like reality tv (nothing is too low-brow for me and I love reality tv). I avoid them for the same reason I avoid watching sports — I get too invested and tend to get my heart broken. Once I love you and root for you, your loss is my… »9/11/13 4:10pm9/11/13 4:10pm


Carly Rae Jepsen Is the Worst So You Think You Can Dance Judge Ever

Carly Rae Jepsen doesn't know anything about dance. In most cases, there's nothing wrong with that. Plenty of us don't know about dance and we get along just fine in life. (When I say "us," I'm not referring to myself because this post is actually being ghost written by Mikhail Baryshnikov, the famous Russian dancer.… »7/24/13 5:45pm7/24/13 5:45pm