Sad About So You Think You Can Dance? Come Bond with Me.

I tend to avoid talent competition shows. Not because they're too low-brow or I don't like reality tv (nothing is too low-brow for me and I love reality tv). I avoid them for the same reason I avoid watching sports — I get too invested and tend to get my heart broken. Once I love you and root for you, your loss is my… » 9/11/13 4:10pm 9/11/13 4:10pm

Carly Rae Jepsen Is the Worst So You Think You Can Dance Judge Ever

Carly Rae Jepsen doesn't know anything about dance. In most cases, there's nothing wrong with that. Plenty of us don't know about dance and we get along just fine in life. (When I say "us," I'm not referring to myself because this post is actually being ghost written by Mikhail Baryshnikov, the famous Russian dancer.… » 7/24/13 5:45pm 7/24/13 5:45pm

Lady Gaga Weeps While Judging Dance Show

Lady Gaga cried during her stint as a judge on So You Think You Can Dance. The kids named Marko and Allison moved everyone, and Gaga sobbed, "I'm just so proud of you." And: "There are so, so many things I did wrong when I was younger. And so many things I wish I could take back and I felt every moment of that through… » 7/28/11 9:00am 7/28/11 9:00am

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we learn Coco's measurements, discover that vaginas come in different shapes and realize that Billy Bush is — surprise! — kind of an asshole. » 6/17/11 5:00pm 6/17/11 5:00pm

In case you were wondering, she's 39.5, 24, 40. Ice-T follows this up by appropriately quoting Sir Mix-a-Lot. It's…