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Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody Wants

Once upon a time, there was a princess who was in love with vampire, and then she met a guy with a wife and kids who said, "Let's spin straw into gold," and she was like, "OK." But, alas, some people got pictures of the two of them doing some illicit straw-gold-spinning, and the vampire was upset by the pictures and…