Attention, attention, this is important: feast your eyes upon video footage of 16-month-old panda cub Bao Bao tumbling around in today's snow at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Via Chris Geidner, this video marks Bao Bao's first encounter with the stuff, resulting in high-quality frolicking.
All of this polar vortex nonsense might have you at your wit’s end, but for the kids who shovel driveways, it's baller season.
"First," says Lucas Heiberger, "you put three ice cubes in each toilet of your house." The New York City fifth grader was interviewed this morning for NBC News' storm coverage, during which he revealed his "formula" that he believes helps get school cancelled for a snow day.
Kids aren't always the selfish, dream-devouring monsters we may think they are. In fact, sometimes they're really selfless, like, Patch Adams selfless only without the mitigating annoyance of sitting through a basic cable edit of Patch Adams while your grandmother asks for the sixth time if the the doctor with the…
In this e-mail posted on Reddit, a professor dismisses Freud's cocaine-fueled writings and promises everyone will receive an A if he freezes to death. This may not be smart, as frostbite fatalities can be easily faked.