Another day, another reminder that packaging is pretty, pretty lies. Specifically, you might want to throttle back on your Kind bar consumption, because those snacks are not actually some magical fruit-and-nut-filled shortcut to wellness.

It's not easy being a man in the modern American matriarchy! Always being forced to buy all the dinners and win all the bread and dominate all the high-paying jobs and respect all the bodily autonomy. UNFAIR, RIGHT? Sometimes it feels like what happened to equality, you know!? What do men have left to live for, even?…

Sick of playing second fiddle to that dirty seductress known as Nutella (if you're balking at that statement, come ON—would you rather have a stale little Hershey's Kiss or a fucking spoonful of thick, chocolatey nut spread!?), the Hershey's corporation has announced their own line of spreadable chocolate wonders.…

Back in October, word went around that schools in California and New Mexico were officially banning Flamin' Hot Cheetos because of their "hyperpalatability" (translation: OM GROM GROMPH OMPH GROM GROMPH). A travesty, I know. When corn turds dipped in chili powder are outlawed, only outlaws will have corn turds dipped…

The kids, as they say, are all on the pot, listening to their rock ‘n roll, and drag racing down their cul-de-sacs. But there’s a twist! These pot-crazed, drag racing youths are not high because they were convinced by some local rapscallion to “just toke on some reefer” — they accidentally ingested a…

The first World Nutella Day happened in 2007, when Sara Rosso — devoted Nutella enthusiast — had the idea of celebrating her love of "a certain hazelnut spread." But World Nutella Day is no more, thanks to a cease-and-desist letter Rosso received. From Nutella.

Yes. For real. Because there's no better time to release your new creepy high-caffeine energy-snack than at the end of a week packed with highly publicized caffeine-snack deaths! Good call, Cracker Jacks!

As Hurricane Sandy churns through the Atlantic Ocean at 90 MPH, East Coasters are frantically preparing for evacuations, power failures and complete shutdowns of public transportation.

Every year, Combos, "the hearty, pretzel and cracker snack made with real cheese" (that looks exactly like dog food), partners with some intrepid researchers to bring us the manliest cities in America. This year, number one is Oklahoma City, OK — up two spots from last year, congratulations guys!!! — with Columbia,…

Remember Disney Happy Meals? We've come a long way since the last trans-fat-covered action figure was sold in 2006: Disney announced today that it will no longer hawk junk food to kids, making it the first major media company to clean up its food advertising act.

Forget the best thing since sliced bread, because it turns out sliced bread is actually the worst thing ever—okay, not ever, but it is the worst in terms of sodium content. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention compiled the list of the top 10 sources of sodium in our diet, and bread and rolls came in at the…

Here's a little something for you from the department of counterintuitive findings: It turns out that selling junk food in schools doesn't actually have anything to do with making kids being obese. Are you fucking kidding me? After the countless hand motions we've all wasted scrolling through articles urging us to…

As if their complete control over your morning addiction wasn't enough, Starbucks has now announced it's going to start selling booze at some of its cafes during the evening. Oh, this is going to be good—you'll be able to get hammered at night and then sober up on a venti caramel macchiato the next morning. (Or if…

In the thick of a national heatwave, it seems we're all looking for a remedy to the sticky and sweaty state of affairs. Enter the popsicle.

A survey found Ritz is the nation's favorite snack brand, followed by Wheat Thins, a result researchers attribute to people thinking they're "slightly healthier." Doritos, Fritos, and Cheetos also made the top ten, however potato chips did not.

Food porn time! The new Dean & Deluca catalog features a dark chocolae cake, a fresh pear tart and tons of candy. Grab a fork!

A recent study says kids are snacking more — and parents and scientists alike are up in arms. But are chips and pretzels really kids' worst enemies?