[NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: The Papa Smurf balloon floats above the street during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 28, 2013 in New York City. Despite earlier concerns about the wind, the balloons flew as planned for the parade. (Photo by Kena Betancur/Getty Images)]
According to the cast list for Smurfs 2, there are the 20 male Smurfs and one lady Smurf. On the men's side there's Papa, Grouchy, Clumsy, Vanity, Narrator, Brainy, Handy, Gutsy, Hefty, Panicky, Farmer, Greedy, Party Planner, Jokey, Smooth, Baker, Passive-Aggressive, Clueless, Social, and Crazy. On the women's side,…
Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me, there's a new scent coinciding with the release of Smurfs 2. It is a SMURFUME. The target audience? Children between the ages of 5 and 10. FIVE.
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - JUNE 22: (L-R) Producer Jordan Kerner and Veronique Culliford, the daughter of The Smurfs creator, cartoonist Peyo, pose during a ceremony as part of a Global Smurfs Day celebration on June 22, 2013 in Brussels, Belgium. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Sony Pictures Entertainment)
Here at Jezebel, we get a lot of emails. Many of them are nice, helpful emails! Quite a number, however, are totally bizarre. Below, our favorite batshit email of the week.
It's the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs! Did you know that the woodland cartoon characters are blue because of creator Pierre Culliford's wife? "They couldn't be green — they would have vanished in the vegetation. Red would have been too flashy and yellow a bit unfortunate. Only blue was left!" As for Smurf Village, a…