Why Is There Still Just One Damn Lady Smurf in the Smurfdom?

According to the cast list for Smurfs 2, there are the 20 male Smurfs and one lady Smurf. On the men's side there's Papa, Grouchy, Clumsy, Vanity, Narrator, Brainy, Handy, Gutsy, Hefty, Panicky, Farmer, Greedy, Party Planner, Jokey, Smooth, Baker, Passive-Aggressive, Clueless, Social, and Crazy. On the women's side,…
Why Yes, It Was Global Smurfs Day Today
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - JUNE 22: (L-R) Producer Jordan Kerner and Veronique Culliford, the daughter of The Smurfs creator, cartoonist Peyo, pose during a ceremony as part of a Global Smurfs Day celebration on June 22, 2013 in Brussels, Belgium. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Sony Pictures Entertainment)
Katy Perry's Tiny Dress Is Totally Smurfed Up
[On the blue carpet at the World Premiere of the 3D atrocity. New York, July 24. Images via Getty.]
Born Is The King Of Azrael
[Brooklyn, May 10. Image via INF]
Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part DCCCXCV
The Smurfs movie's in production. Like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it will be a mix of live action and 3D animation; rumors are floating that John Lithgow plays Gargamel. Because ruining treasured memories is what Hollywood does best. [SF Gate]
Daniel Craig Injured, In Need Of Some (Medical) Attention
- Medic! Daniel Craig sliced his fingertip off while filming the new James Bond movie. Last week he cut his face and needed eight stitches. The man suffers for his art, you guys. [Mirror]
- Did a psychic help Angelina and Brad design a nursery for the twins??? Apparently someone was hired to determine the "vibe" of the…
Toon Time
It's the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs! Did you know that the woodland cartoon characters are blue because of creator Pierre Culliford's wife? "They couldn't be green — they would have vanished in the vegetation. Red would have been too flashy and yellow a bit unfortunate. Only blue was left!" As for Smurf Village, a…
