TSA Won't Even Let You Fly with Skulls in Your Bag Anymore

Will the TSA ever stop being such a goddamn pain in the neck? Yeah — there are issues of national security here and no one should be able to walk onto a plane carrying whatever they please, but, honestly, the Transportation Security Administration spends more time making passengers take off their shoes and… »4/25/13 12:10pm4/25/13 12:10pm

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

Thinking about getting implants, but worried that silicon or saline won't look or feel natural enough? As an alternative, why not try filling your breasts with sweet, pure and all-natural cocaine? That's what one Panamanian woman did before traveling to Spain and, dammit, she would have gotten away with it, too, if it… »12/13/12 11:15am12/13/12 11:15am

Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Ill-Fated Pants Party

Two adorable slender lorises unwittingly RSVPed to what, by all accounts, should have been a smashing good pants party. They probably spent weeks picking out funny pants (assless chaps? plaid? bell bottoms?) and telling their loris friends, who all said things like, "Oooo, take pictures!" and "Don't get too wasted!"… »9/11/12 6:45pm9/11/12 6:45pm