Mother and Daughter Somehow Cram $60k Into Their Bras

Ever stash stuff in your bra? Lipgloss, iPhone, cash? I've been known to tuck a few bills into the left cup for safe keeping. But a when a 51-year-old Canadian woman and her 16-year-old daughter were stopped at the US border earlier this month, they had more than a couple of Hamiltons in their cleavage. » 6/12/13 12:40pm 6/12/13 12:40pm

TSA Won't Even Let You Fly with Skulls in Your Bag Anymore

Will the TSA ever stop being such a goddamn pain in the neck? Yeah — there are issues of national security here and no one should be able to walk onto a plane carrying whatever they please, but, honestly, the Transportation Security Administration spends more time making passengers take off their shoes and… » 4/25/13 12:10pm 4/25/13 12:10pm

'I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Coochie'

Well, here's a reminder to us all not to tell our friends and family about our illegal activities. Sloppiness like making a call to your mom or confessing to a buddy over beer is often the reason perps are caught — your bff starts blabbing and you go to jail. For example, I might say I won't tell your secrets, but I… » 1/23/13 10:00am 1/23/13 10:00am

Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

Thinking about getting implants, but worried that silicon or saline won't look or feel natural enough? As an alternative, why not try filling your breasts with sweet, pure and all-natural cocaine? That's what one Panamanian woman did before traveling to Spain and, dammit, she would have gotten away with it, too, if it… » 12/13/12 11:15am 12/13/12 11:15am

Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Ill-Fated Pants Party

Two adorable slender lorises unwittingly RSVPed to what, by all accounts, should have been a smashing good pants party. They probably spent weeks picking out funny pants (assless chaps? plaid? bell bottoms?) and telling their loris friends, who all said things like, "Oooo, take pictures!" and "Don't get too wasted!"… » 9/11/12 6:45pm 9/11/12 6:45pm

Man Arrested For Carrying Suitcase Full Of Baby Animals

A man from the United Arab Emirates was stopped in the Bangkok airport after security officials opened his luggage and found the following: two monkeys, two panthers, two leopards, and a bear. The animals, all babies, yawned when the luggage was opened, which sounds cute but also sad, because they'd been heavily… » 5/13/11 3:20pm 5/13/11 3:20pm