Step 1: Grab phone angrily; Step 2: Fake Smile; Step 3: Look like you're about to die; Step 4: Repeat over and over until you forget why you wanted this in the first place. Liam Payne is in so much pain.

Along with millions of other women, I suffer from an unfortunate, incurable condition. Living with it means that even though 97% of the time, I am not sad, angry, menopausal, or constipated, my face sends out a noticeable F-U-C-K-Y-O-U vibe. Yes, I have Chronic Bitch Face, and as a result, strangers think I'm a sad,…

Please use caution when staring directly at Moose. His smile has the power of 1,000 suns, 6 thin mints, 3 cat videos, and the perfect shade of red lipstick combined. If you're not careful, he will beam his ray of cuteness right into your brain, and you might never be the same.

Recently on Toddlers And Tiaras, a mother bragged that she bleaches her kids' teeth once a week. Outrageous, but not surprising, since we've come to believe that teeth only look right when they are straight and blindingly white.

Take a minute and try to imagine what you look like. Chances are the amount of detail you're able to conjure up in your mind's eye is about as detailed and accurate as a self portrait you made in grade school. When you're in a photo, however, you try to look good by replicating a visual memory. You know what a smile…

Using 3-D and 4-D scanning equipment, British doctors have captured an image of a 17-week-old fetus smiling. Though this will likely be misconstrued by anti-choice groups, multiple doctors say the smile does not mean the unborn child can experience emotions.

Woa there, Lily Allen . Lil' allegedly said to a group of photographers last night in London that she "has a 'really good mouth' for and is the 'best in London' for...blow jobs." Sounds like Lily can do more than just "Smile"! • Carmen Electra is engaged to Korn guitarist and tattoo enthusiast Rob Patterson. There's…