Sen. Bernie Sanders is turning up the berners underneath his pot of Hillary Clinton soup. Haha, nailed it.
Women's rights advocates are protesting the São Paulo department of education's standard of requiring either gynecological exams or proof of virginity from their female candidates. Damn straight they are.
Inspired by Katie Couric's on-air colonoscopy, today Kathy Griffin will film herself getting a pap smear to raise awareness about cervical cancer. Unlike Couric, Griffin's exam will be performed poolside, and she's "vajazzled" her lady bits for the occasion.