Our potential Republican presidential candidates are basically all anthropomorphic dumpster fires but it doesn’t matter for just this moment because a two-toed sloth was born and you need to look at it.
Buttercup, a three-toed sloth hailing from Costa Rica, is pictured striking a sultry pose on American Apparel’s Earth Day page. “Buttercup has a surprise! Stay tuned,” reads the website.
In an interview with Ellen Degeneres Tuesday, Dax Shepard said that the sloth he got to surprise his now-wife Kristen Bell — and prompted Bell's legendary meltdown — for her 31st birthday "started a sloth industry," implying that before he and Kristen were into sloths, sloths were hardly the animal darlings they are…
Because we did not. Had we known, we might have been prepared for the high-octane adorableness you, yourself, are about to experience.
Heads up: The latest celebrity sure to send your Fox-News-loving Uncle Jeff into conniptions at the dinner table is Kristen Bell. That's because America's foremost sloth admirer had the nerve to suggest that she could afford to pay the taxman a little extra. And Fox News did not approve one bit.
Again, there is no guarantee of sloth, but that's why it's important to watch it 24/7. As usual when it comes to adorable animals, I advise you to quit your job and stare at your computer screen all day long.
Why yes, I will always love you.
If these sloth-themed paintings by artist Shitty Watercolour accomplish anything (besides being freaking adorable), it's their ability to make all of us "art people." In addition to the Titanic one above, the artist has also created sloth-y versions of "American Gothic," the "Girl with the Pearl Earring" and even …
Because every day could use a little more sloth in it, artist Phillip Light drew a series of silly sketches of Disney Princesses reimagined as one of our favorite tree-dwelling mammals. But finding your one true love is so much harder when...Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sloth Love Chunk(y kitty). And we love Sloth and Kitty. Pretty sure this is the adorable animal version of the MMA Octagon.
Did you know that sloths are excellent swimmers? They are! They're like the Ryan Lochtes of the animal kingdom.
This sloth is pissed, and he's going to tell it to your face! In a minute! Or five!
"The sloth has razor sharp claws on its fingers, and it would be the world's most deadly predator, but only if the world slowed way the fuck down."
It's been awhile since we've had a good sloth video (since October 11th, to be exact), but don't worry! Doc Davies (what I call myself in the quietest and darkest of times) is here to remedy that by prescribing a recent episode of Vice's The Cute Show, in which Lucy Cook, the producer of Animal Planet's Too Cute!…
Uhhhhh, did you know that October 20th will be the 2nd annual International Sloth Day? Did you even know that International Sloth Day is a thing? And it's not a federal holiday! Ridiculous! Now that we're all worked up, how about we calm our rage by watching this video of sloths chilling out in baskets? It was made…
To slowly propel you into the weekend, here's a video of an adorable rescued baby sloth being fed milk out of a syringe. Now if only, come Monday, you could get someone to come over and do this for you with coffee.
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE, SON.
Sloth photobombs volunteers in Costa Rica [CBC News]
Sloths. So hot right now. Because there's just so much out there, this site has seen a particular burst of sloth related content in 2012 (there were three posts in the last week alone), leading us to ask, "How does an animal so slow become Internet-famous so fast?" Truth is, sloths have actually been planning their…
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Let's all hope Kristen Bell hasn't seen this video yet, otherwise her head probably exploded like a balloon overstuffed with adorableness. Until watching this video, I didn't know that sloths made cut chirping noises — I just thought they crawled along in silent, stately contempt for a world incapable of slowing its…
