CaroMont Regional Medical Center (formerly Gaston Memorial Hospital) in Gastonia, North Carolina has recently adopted the new slogan "Cheat Death" as a part of a bigger rebranding. The hospital will couple with restaurants and gyms to ~~collect the three Deathly Hallows~~ create "Cheat Death" menus (that will only serve … » 4/05/13 11:10am 4/05/13 11:10am

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