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    Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form

    Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy Princesses

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    04/27/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    Great Legs: Are A Dream That Can Come True. Nice cover line to put right over Ariel's fish bits....
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    Image of killershrew killershrew
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    Yesterday my beautiful, smart, funny, and healthy 5-year-old daughter told me she wasn't pretty. When I asked her why not, she said it was because she didn't look like a princess. That's it. No more princess shit in my house if I can help it.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    04/23/09

    @killershrew: This makes me so sad.
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    Image of zsazsa6 zsazsa6
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    I always felt the story of the Little Mermaid was so sad. It was my favorite movie but Ariel had a lot of issues. There was a lot of self loathing in that little girl. Why couldn't she find a good merman, why did she think everything would be better on land, that they would understand and not reprimand thier daughters? It's because she wasn't loving herself in all her.
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    Image of Burping Snowman Burping Snowman
    04/23/09

    @zsazsa6: Mom Snowman HATED that movie. While she never forbid me to watch it, because to be quite on honest is was my most favorite movie when was a kid (next to all the Godzilla movies), I remember a lot of lectures that started with, "Okay sweetie, don't ever give up your entire life just to be with a guy." My best friend and I watched it a few years ago and we were actually stunned at how messed up Ariel is. I mean, she's only 16 and she's already giving up everything to get with some dude. Also, Ursula calls her a tramp at one point.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    04/23/09

    @Burping Snowman: Huh. It's like an early version of Twilight.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    While I never had a Princess magazine cover up on my wall, I did write a magazine in first grade called "Massage Magazine." It was about how to give massages. It was one page long and basically said "don't rub someone's actual spine while giving a massage."


    Uhhh, take that, princess magazines! Ummm...

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    Um, aren't we taking this a little seriously? If we take it in an ironic way, I found it kind of funny.


    But then, I'm the kind of girl who has an "ironic" pair of Pokemon pyjamas.

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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    At least they're keeping with the magazine tradition of only putting skinny, rich, white women on the cover.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/23/09

    @trianaorpheus: WORD. With a side of word sauce flambée.
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    Image of mauvelous mauvelous
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    I'm wondering what the Mulan cover might be...


    "Cross Dressing: The key is strategically placed socks!"


    "Workplace Romances"

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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    04/23/09

    @mauvelous: I just commented about this. "Secret lives: Things your man doesn't have to know!"
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    I don't remember the Princesses having bedroom eyes.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    If those magazines were an Onion spoof or something, it might almost be satire. As it is, the fact that they're REAL? *shudders*
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    Image of msfancyhead msfancyhead
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    Aaaaaaggghhh!!!!!
    I am equipped to deal with Barbie (I'm telling my girl she's a drag queen), but there will never, ever, ever be any of this crap in my house ever no fucking way.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/23/09

    @msfancyhead: LOL! I nominate this quote for QOTD!
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    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    I don't get it. Who was even the intended audience here? Six-year-old girls don't go looking for badly done satire of ladymag covers when they go to Target with Mom to pick out stuff to hang up in their rooms.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    All hope is not lost. They could do some hard-hitting exposes:



    Breaking: Princess Style has uncovered exclusive photographs which seem to suggest that Sleeping Beauty died old, alone, & comatose. In other words, Prince Charming's not coming for you either, so try to get a life, mmmkay?
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    I can see the cover lines now.


    Help! I Kissed A Frog And I Like It!

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    Ariel, are you doing your trademark SexyFishface?
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    04/23/09

    In reply to Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
    The posters my mom put in my room as a kid were this one:


    [www.donnellycolt.com]


    and another reading "Uppity Women Unite!" with a bunch of fists on it.


    That is why I grew up to ROCK.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/23/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: I had a copy of the Declaration of Independence on my wall and posters of Rosie the Riveter, Kirby Puckett, and Dominique Dawes.


    I grew up to sort of rock.

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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    04/23/09

    @morninggloria: Aw, my walls were covered in gymnast posters, too. I wanted to be Dominique Moceanu.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/23/09

    @morninggloria: I had a bunch of posters i made myself and random art from thrift stores and original oil paintings by my grandma.
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    04/23/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: My daughter has pictures of dogs on her wall. Lots of dogs. And a poster of Nick Swisher from when he used to play for the A's. He's holding a dog.


    She rocks out.

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