A ‘Sleeping Beauties’ Art Exhibit Features Real Sleeping Women and a…

In creepy international news, there's an art installation in the Ukraine that doubles as a matchmaking service. "Oooo," all you current and former art history students might say, "I enjoy art and maybe it'd be cool to meet someone who obviously shares my interests." (At least, that's what you'd say if you've never… » 8/23/12 11:55pm 8/23/12 11:55pm

Hollywood Is About to Give Sleeping Beauty the Snow White Treatment

Sleeping Beauty, the 1959 animated Disney movie about a teenager who just doesn't want to get out of bed for school unless one of her handsome classmates shimmies up to her window while her parents aren't paying attention and necks with her, is soon going to have two live-action re-tellings. Not only is the Angelina… » 7/17/12 1:40pm 7/17/12 1:40pm

All Women Have the Right to Enjoy Some Pirate Erotica

Now that E.L. James' Fifty Shades of sadomasochistic sweet, sweet smut is making its author over a million dollars a week, Plume, an imprint of publishing giant Penguin, will re-release Anne Rice's graphic "Sleeping Beauty" trilogy from the 1980s, because now that dirty books are a summer reading trend (for the first… » 7/09/12 10:30am 7/09/12 10:30am

First Black Disney Princess Endorses Delicious Watermelon Candy,…

Two and a half years ago, Disney released The Princess and the Frog, its first animated feature starring a black princess. Since then, the studio has put Tiana to work shilling everything from tiny baby versions of the dress she wore in the film to bubble bath to temporary tattoos. And now, she's selling candy.… » 3/05/12 11:20am 3/05/12 11:20am

Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy…

The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party… » 3/26/08 3:20pm 3/26/08 3:20pm

Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your…

Remember the Disney Bridal collection from yesterday? Guess what: It's not just for brides! Yup: the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials. Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and… » 3/25/08 2:30pm 3/25/08 2:30pm

Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us

Have you heard? Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on your asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet, is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from … » 3/24/08 3:30pm 3/24/08 3:30pm