Slayer Rescued a Kitten, Because Nothing Is More Metal Than Kittens
Slayer's road crew rescued a freezing, homeless kitten from the mean streets of Indianapolis on Thursday. Animal rescue is metal as fuck.
Cat Watching Slayer is the Most Metal Cat of All Time
Of course cats love metal. Nothing else in the world could be this obvious.
Adam Levine Sounds Like He's Really Great In The Sack
While we can accept that Maroon 5 is the Police of our generation — and fine, Dave Eggers is Mark Twain and whatever else — a gentle reader alerted us today to some brand fucking new Maroon 5 lyrics that would never have been written by Sting:
