Adam Levine Sounds Like He's Really Great In The Sack

While we can accept that Maroon 5 is the Police of our generation — and fine, Dave Eggers is Mark Twain and whatever else — a gentle reader alerted us today to some brand fucking new Maroon 5 lyrics that would never have been written by Sting: » 5/22/07 7:39pm 5/22/07 7:39pm

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Adam Levine Sounds Like He's Really Great In The Sack