Slayer's road crew rescued a freezing, homeless kitten from the mean streets of Indianapolis on Thursday. Animal rescue is metal as fuck. » 12/08/14 1:30pm 12/08/14 1:30pm

Of course cats love metal. Nothing else in the world could be this obvious. » 12/07/14 8:30pm 12/07/14 8:30pm

While we can accept that Maroon 5 is the Police of our generation — and fine, Dave Eggers is Mark Twain and whatever else — a gentle reader alerted us today to some brand fucking new Maroon 5 lyrics that would never have been written by Sting: » 5/22/07 7:39pm 5/22/07 7:39pm