Skittles, in a well-intended but tragically-fated campaign doomed to the American zeitgeist, removed its rainbow colors this month in honor of Pride with the slogan “During Pride, only one rainbow matters. So, we’ve given up ours to show our support.”
At 7:41 p.m. on Monday, Draco Malfoy’s discarded skin suit Donald Trump Jr. tweeted a Trumpian meme meant to compare a few poison Skittles with a few poison Syrians, our mouth with border security, and our gastrointestinal tract with America.
One Million Moms, the organization that failed to dislodge Ellen from JCPenny, that got very flustered about a Sapphic kiss in the Urban Outfitters catalogue, and that would prefer if no one watched Ryan Murphy's new sitcom The New Normal, is now tardily expressing outrage about a creepy Skittles ad that features a…
