Watch Key & Peele Bring 'Black on Black Violence' to College A Capella

As many current Jezebel staffers can attest, those brave enough to enter the dark world of college a capella find themselves constantly mired in a brutal web of emotional warfare, bad Katy Perry covers, and often, overwhelming racial homogeny—the latter of which, according to this brilliant sketch from a recent… »7/24/15 4:15pm7/24/15 4:15pm


Top Dog Chefs Prepare the Most Vile of Canine Delicacies — Rabies Froth and Discarded Egg Shells

Creepy dog makeup notwithstanding, last night's "Top Dog Chef" on SNL showed just how ridiculous dogs really are. How stupid do you have to be to flip out whenever the doorbell rings or eat a sock? Dog stupid, that's how stupid, and you can bet that if dogs had hands as well as sophisticated reasoning skills, they'd… »1/20/13 12:00pm1/20/13 12:00pm

Charlie Brown Is Finally Exposed for Being a Rat Bastard

You've probably seen or heard tell of or seen on television excruciating Christmas pageants. You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown, however, will definitely change the pageant game forever because it includes drug use, swearing, and gritty, adult themes, like Martin Short doing an eerie Larry David-as-Linus impression… »12/16/12 3:00pm12/16/12 3:00pm

Meet Xavius, The World's Most Influential Instagram Artist

This day and age, it's important to remember that you are no longer a person. No, you are now a brand and furthermore, the brand you have created needs to be the best looking brand out there. And if that means dropping mad money to hire @xavius, the world's most influential Instagram artist, to create your Facebook… »9/05/12 2:10pm9/05/12 2:10pm