Key & Peele ask: Do vampires really want to be sexy all the time?

Vampires are often portrayed wearing black leather and hissing their sexy hisses while grinding up against one another. Sketch comedy show Key & Peele wonders: doesn't that get kind of exhausting? » 11/03/13 11:30am 11/03/13 11:30am

Top Dog Chefs Prepare the Most Vile of Canine Delicacies — Rabies Froth…

Creepy dog makeup notwithstanding, last night's "Top Dog Chef" on SNL showed just how ridiculous dogs really are. How stupid do you have to be to flip out whenever the doorbell rings or eat a sock? Dog stupid, that's how stupid, and you can bet that if dogs had hands as well as sophisticated reasoning skills, they'd… » 1/20/13 12:00pm 1/20/13 12:00pm

Charlie Brown Is Finally Exposed for Being a Rat Bastard

You've probably seen or heard tell of or seen on television excruciating Christmas pageants. You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown, however, will definitely change the pageant game forever because it includes drug use, swearing, and gritty, adult themes, like Martin Short doing an eerie Larry David-as-Linus impression… » 12/16/12 3:00pm 12/16/12 3:00pm

Meet Xavius, The World's Most Influential Instagram Artist

This day and age, it's important to remember that you are no longer a person. No, you are now a brand and furthermore, the brand you have created needs to be the best looking brand out there. And if that means dropping mad money to hire @xavius, the world's most influential Instagram artist, to create your Facebook… » 9/05/12 2:10pm 9/05/12 2:10pm

The Benefits of Living Alone, As Told by the Upright Citizens Brigade

Let's face it. We are all a big bunch of freaks trying to keep our foibles in check while in the company of others. That's what's so great about living alone — you can be a weirdo> and thaw your chicken in the shower. » 3/08/12 7:45pm 3/08/12 7:45pm

The Dramatic Reenactment of a Tween's Facebook Wall That We've All Been…

"I get pretty girls all the time and you've never kissed anyone ever so you shut up." This is modern Shakespeare. » 2/08/12 7:20pm 2/08/12 7:20pm