Real Housewives Simon van Kempen Ejaculated on His Wife While She Gave Birth to Their Son

Back when they were still on The Real Housewives of New York City before getting fired, Alex McCord and her husband Simon van Kempen were always making people uncomfortable, whether it was because he was running around in a Speedo, or she was trying to model, or they both were saying something terribly cringe-y about…
Alex McCord And Simon Van Kempen Make Their Case
Four cast members of The Real Housewives Of New York have been fired from the cast, and it would seem that they're all lined up to tell their sob stories to Good Morning America. Yesterday it was Jill Zarin, and this morning, Alex McCord spoke with the outlet alongside hubby Simon Van Kempen.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon.
This week, he unabashedly stared at Haley Reinhart's ass while she was performing for a good 7 seconds. At least this girl…Celebs Are All About Egypt Today
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.
The Real Housewife Of Ancient Egypt
New York, October 24: Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen attend The 9th Annual Dream Halloween with their children Francios and Johan Van Kempen at Capitale. Image via Getty.
Sarah Palin Tweets A Spacetime Mind-Eff
Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin doesn't like the way that President Obama remembers the past in the future that she's predicted. Also, Heidi Montag has a nightmare about her nose.
Kelly Bensimon Has Twitter Meltdown
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon posts a series of nonsensical Tweets after getting upset over how she came off on last night's episode of Real Housewives. Plus, Katy Perry's sweet shoes.
Beyoncé's Mom Is Angry; Elton John Is The New Willy Wonka
- In case you didn't know: Beyoncé's mom, Tina Knowles, is divorcing Matthew Knowles because a woman named Alexsandra Wright says he's the father of her soon-to-be-born daughter.
McConaughey Deals With A Meddling Mom; KStew "Speaks Vaguely"
- Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are in a committed relationship and have an 18-month-old son, but her mother wants Matt to put a ring on it, as it were:
After record-breaking ratings for its season finale and reunion special, The Real Housewives of New York City has definitely been picked up for a second season. Yay! It's not clear yet if every cast member will be returning (since Alex and Simon were pissed off at how they were edited to look like social climbers, and…
Real Housewives Reunion: Alex McCord, Husband Can't Keep Story Straight On Nude Photos
OMG! How awesome was the Real Housewives of New York City reunion special last night? The women all 'took it there', and didn't let each other off the hook for anything, giving us tons to talk about. First of all, how bullshit is it that Simon and Alex tried to say they aren't social climbers when they admitted it on…
The Real Housewives Bring Out The Real Mean Girls In All Of Us
"[I]t couldn't have been a more ideal laboratory for psychologists in the burgeoning field of social-aggression research." That's this week's New York magazine on Bravo's Real Housewives of New York City, in a short feature titled "Is The Nastiness Of The Real Housewives Contagious?" Says psychologist Mitchell…
