Famous Teens Selena Gomez and Niall Horan Were Making Out
Selena Gomez was kissing Niall Horan at Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s 35th birthday party on Friday. According to People, Gomez and Horan were “spotted kissing, hugging and dancing close to one another.” The teens took this incriminating Instagram photo:
Those Rihanna and Jay Z Relationship Rumors Were Fake as Hell
Remember when Solange attacked Jay Z in the elevator after the Met Ball and everyone thought that it was over Jay’s alleged relationship with Rihanna?
Simon Cowell Prepares for Imminent Fatherhood by Partying With Exes
Simon Cowell's idea of a "babymoon" was to take his already nauseated 8-months-pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on a yacht, where he partied for 10 days like it was a "frat-house blowout" with Scandinavian models and at least two ex-girlfriends, as she tried not to puke below deck. Rich people are fucking weird.
Kim Kardashian Hits Paris in First Post-Baby Peplum
Kim Kardashian has donned her first post-baby peplum in the service of Concept Outfits Everwhere. This dress was custom-made by Riccardo Tisci and an army of Parisian wood sprites (probably) in just one day, and, fittingly, she wore it to the Givenchy show in Paris. It's the first time Kim and Kanye West have made…
John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"
After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to Katy Perry but she turned him down like a maid does beds in a Julian Fellowes drama. Way harsh, Tai. Popcrush reports:
Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So
A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but…
Hot: Jax Teller Might Be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie

Supposedly Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam is now Universal's first choice to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. Generally speaking, casting rumors are no fun — unless they involve a really hot person whose .gif you can blow up to four times its size and share on the Internet. You're welcome.
Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest
Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this.

