Simon Cowell Prepares for Imminent Fatherhood by Partying With Exes

Simon Cowell's idea of a "babymoon" was to take his already nauseated 8-months-pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on a yacht, where he partied for 10 days like it was a "frat-house blowout" with Scandinavian models and at least two ex-girlfriends, as she tried not to puke below deck. Rich people are fucking weird. » 1/15/14 12:10pm 1/15/14 12:10pm

Kim Kardashian Hits Paris in First Post-Baby Peplum

Kim Kardashian has donned her first post-baby peplum in the service of Concept Outfits Everwhere. This dress was custom-made by Riccardo Tisci and an army of Parisian wood sprites (probably) in just one day, and, fittingly, she wore it to the Givenchy show in Paris. It's the first time Kim and Kanye West have made… » 9/30/13 9:14am 9/30/13 9:14am

Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So


A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but… » 8/24/13 12:00pm 8/24/13 12:00pm

Hot: Jax Teller Might Be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie

Supposedly Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam is now Universal's first choice to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. Generally speaking, casting rumors are no fun — unless they involve a really hot person whose .gif you can blow up to four times its size and share on the Internet. You're welcome. » 8/21/13 9:00am 8/21/13 9:00am

Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest

Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this. » 8/15/13 9:00am 8/15/13 9:00am

Jessica Simpson, OK! Being Sued for Using Photo of Random Mall Baby

A couple from the New Orleans metro area who brought their infant son along on a weekend shopping mall pilgrimage have filed a lawsuit against Jessica Simpson, OK! magazine, and a local photography business, claiming that a photo taken of their son was published in OK! as if to suggest that he was actually Simpson's… » 6/09/13 11:30am 6/09/13 11:30am

Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For X-Factor

Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark,… » 5/04/13 11:30am 5/04/13 11:30am

Rick Ross Says He Obviously Wasn't Rapping About Rape, Because He…

Don't worry, "beautiful, sexy ladies," Rick Ross totally didn't mean to imply that it would be awesome to drug and rape you when he rapped: "Put molly in her champagne, she ain't even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it." What he meant to say was that no one should ever ever do that,… » 3/28/13 8:00pm 3/28/13 8:00pm

Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how… » 2/07/13 9:00am 2/07/13 9:00am