Somewhere near the top of a long list entitled Things No One Wants from Pop Culture sits the following entry: “softcore porn movie about Silvio Berlusconi’s bunga bunga parties directed by the dude who did Caligula.” Such a movie seems like an all-around BAD IDEA, and yet, speaking to a small herd of reporters on…

Talent scout Lele Mora, newsreader Emilo Fede and dental hygienist-turned-showgirl-turned-regional councellor Nicole Minetti were convicted of procuring prostitutes in a "vast pimping network" for former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's now-infamous "bunga-bunga" parties.

Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's ex-Prime Minister whom I am legally obligated to refer to as "disgraced," was just convicted of having sex with an underage prostitute and using his political influence to cover it up. He's been sentenced to 7 years in prison, which sounds bad until you consider the silver lining: if such a…

Ever since former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi's sex parties came under investigation in 2011, I've spent many a-morning pondering the meaning of the term given to the raunchy late night escapades of the premier, "bunga bunga" parties. Initially, I thought it was a sound appropriated from Gullah Gullah…

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Oh, noooooo! 76-year-old heartthrob/former Italian Prime Minister/alleged patron of underage prostitutes Silvio Berlusconi is going off the market, having become engaged to his 27-year-old girlfriend Francesca Pascale.

Fashion super friends and purveyors of racist earrings Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have run into a bit of tax trouble in Italy, one of Europe's leakiest economies. The famous pair are accused of evading more than €400 million in Italian taxes when they sold their D&G and Dolce & Gabbana brands to a holding…

Just because Italy's most consistently corrupt (and that's saying something) public official has resigned his office and is now on trial for, among other things, paying for sexual services from a girl under the age of 18, doesn't mean we can't enjoy some lurid "bunga bunga" news. After all, what would Saturday be…

Every year contains its fair share of jerkitude, but a few major offenders usually stand out from the pack. Let's take a look at the dudes who gave humanity a bad name in 2011.

Silvio Berlusconi officially resigned as Italy's prime minister today, according to the presidential palace press office.

During the parliamentary session that may have sealed Silvio Berlusconi's political fate, the esteemed Italian premier was making a sort of to-do list. A photographer caught the list on camera, and it makes for some strange reading.

Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi has finally agreed to resign, meaning the end to his reign of bunga-bunga is in sight. The Times reports that he was under increased pressure to step down after failing to win a majority in today's parliamentary budget vote. He now says he'll leave as soon as Parliament passes a…

Silvio Berlusconi continues his campaign of acting like a gross, boorish horndog while claiming he is not in any way a gross, boorish horndog. Recently, he denied yet again that his infamous "bunga bunga" parties involved any sex, saying, "There was no sacrilegious behaviour at my house." And, he explained, "When a…

Concerns are growing about Berlusconi's judgment and fitness to lead his country, and the Italian PM has decided to validate them — by joking that his party should be renamed "Go Pussy."

Today from the Department of Do Not Want: one of Silvio Berlusconi's ex-mistresses has opened up about their sex life. And her description is sort of confusing.

Italian Prime Minister and human embarrassment Silvio Berlusconi has fucked his way into another pickle.

Eight people, including a German woman nicknamed "the Queen Bee," have been charged with supplying prostitutes to Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties. According to the BBC, the Italian PM still hasn't admitted anything: "Mr Berlusconi denies hosting orgies, and says the events were dinner parties." When you have…

And it embarrassed even the notoriously tasteless Daily Mail. The tabloid reports, "The alleged remarks — too vulgar to repeat but referred to sex and Mrs Merkel's physique — were picked up by investigators probing a £660,000 blackmail plot against Mr Berlusconi." He allegedly made them during the same phone call…

Another week, another ridiculous revelation regarding Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties. This week, we learn he likes him some nuns.