The World Really Doesn’t Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno

Somewhere near the top of a long list entitled Things No One Wants from Pop Culture sits the following entry: “softcore porn movie about Silvio Berlusconi’s bunga bunga parties directed by the dude who did Caligula.” Such a movie seems like an all-around BAD IDEA, and yet, speaking to a small herd of reporters on… » 9/01/13 2:00pm 9/01/13 2:00pm

Nicole Minetti, 2 Others Convicted For Casting ‘Bunga-Bunga’ Orgies

Talent scout Lele Mora, newsreader Emilo Fede and dental hygienist-turned-showgirl-turned-regional councellor Nicole Minetti were convicted of procuring prostitutes in a "vast pimping network" for former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's now-infamous "bunga-bunga" parties. » 7/20/13 4:00pm 7/20/13 4:00pm

Silvio Berlusconi Convicted of Being Criminally Gross

Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's ex-Prime Minister whom I am legally obligated to refer to as "disgraced," was just convicted of having sex with an underage prostitute and using his political influence to cover it up. He's been sentenced to 7 years in prison, which sounds bad until you consider the silver lining: if such a… » 6/24/13 1:20pm 6/24/13 1:20pm

Berlusconi's Hired Stripper Wore Obama Mask at His 'Bunga Bunga' Parties

Ever since former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi's sex parties came under investigation in 2011, I've spent many a-morning pondering the meaning of the term given to the raunchy late night escapades of the premier, "bunga bunga" parties. Initially, I thought it was a sound appropriated from Gullah Gullah… » 5/17/13 6:30pm 5/17/13 6:30pm

Sorry, Ladies: Silvio Berlusconi Is Engaged to His 27-Year-Old…

Oh, noooooo! 76-year-old heartthrob/former Italian Prime Minister/alleged patron of underage prostitutes Silvio Berlusconi is going off the market, having become engaged to his 27-year-old girlfriend Francesca Pascale. » 12/17/12 12:50pm 12/17/12 12:50pm

Dolce and Gabbana Are in Some Serious Trouble for Alleged Tax Evasion

Fashion super friends and purveyors of racist earrings Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have run into a bit of tax trouble in Italy, one of Europe's leakiest economies. The famous pair are accused of evading more than €400 million in Italian taxes when they sold their D&G and Dolce & Gabbana brands to a holding… » 12/02/12 2:30pm 12/02/12 2:30pm

Berlusconi Thinks Women Are Bunga Bunga Enthusiasts by Nature

Just because Italy's most consistently corrupt (and that's saying something) public official has resigned his office and is now on trial for, among other things, paying for sexual services from a girl under the age of 18, doesn't mean we can't enjoy some lurid "bunga bunga" news. After all, what would Saturday be… » 4/21/12 1:00pm 4/21/12 1:00pm

The Year in Dicks

Every year contains its fair share of jerkitude, but a few major offenders usually stand out from the pack. Let's take a look at the dudes who gave humanity a bad name in 2011. » 12/29/11 4:00pm 12/29/11 4:00pm

What's On Berlusconi's Bucket List?

During the parliamentary session that may have sealed Silvio Berlusconi's political fate, the esteemed Italian premier was making a sort of to-do list. A photographer caught the list on camera, and it makes for some strange reading. » 11/08/11 7:00pm 11/08/11 7:00pm

Silvio Berlusconi Finally Says He'll Step Down

Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi has finally agreed to resign, meaning the end to his reign of bunga-bunga is in sight. The Times reports that he was under increased pressure to step down after failing to win a majority in today's parliamentary budget vote. He now says he'll leave as soon as Parliament passes a… » 11/08/11 2:34pm 11/08/11 2:34pm

At Last, Berlusconi Explains 'Bunga Bunga'

Silvio Berlusconi continues his campaign of acting like a gross, boorish horndog while claiming he is not in any way a gross, boorish horndog. Recently, he denied yet again that his infamous "bunga bunga" parties involved any sex, saying, "There was no sacrilegious behaviour at my house." And, he explained, "When a… » 10/24/11 1:10pm 10/24/11 1:10pm

Berlusconi Finally Says He'll Start Pussy Party

Concerns are growing about Berlusconi's judgment and fitness to lead his country, and the Italian PM has decided to validate them — by joking that his party should be renamed "Go Pussy." » 10/10/11 10:20am 10/10/11 10:20am

Ex-Mistress Says She Had 'Clean' Sex With Berlusconi

Today from the Department of Do Not Want: one of Silvio Berlusconi's ex-mistresses has opened up about their sex life. And her description is sort of confusing. » 9/22/11 2:45pm 9/22/11 2:45pm

Eight Arrested For Allegedly Supplying Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Parties

Eight people, including a German woman nicknamed "the Queen Bee," have been charged with supplying prostitutes to Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties. According to the BBC, the Italian PM still hasn't admitted anything: "Mr Berlusconi denies hosting orgies, and says the events were dinner parties." When you have… » 9/16/11 11:00am 9/16/11 11:00am

Berlusconi Said Something "Vulgar" About Angela Merkel's Body

And it embarrassed even the notoriously tasteless Daily Mail. The tabloid reports, "The alleged remarks — too vulgar to repeat but referred to sex and Mrs Merkel's physique — were picked up by investigators probing a £660,000 blackmail plot against Mr Berlusconi." He allegedly made them during the same phone call… » 9/14/11 4:50pm 9/14/11 4:50pm

Silvio Berlusconi Allegedly Likes Nun Stripteases

Another week, another ridiculous revelation regarding Silvio Berlusconi's "bunga bunga" parties. This week, we learn he likes him some nuns. » 9/09/11 6:00pm 9/09/11 6:00pm

Berlusconi Gets Blackmailed, Says Italy Is 'Shitty'

We haven't heard all that much about our good friend Silvio Berlusconi lately. But it turns out he's been busy doing some of the things he does best: talking shit, and giving money to people under shady circumstances. » 9/01/11 7:00pm 9/01/11 7:00pm