Silda Is Probs Going to Divorce Eliot Spitzer After the Election

The spurned wife of former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, whose antics with prostitutes have been somewhat overshadowed by Anthony Weiner's penis this week, is reportedly fed up with it all, reports Page Six. The New York Post says that come November 6, we should all be on the lookout for some filed divorce papers,… »7/26/13 10:20am7/26/13 10:20am

Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate

The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere… »6/01/13 11:30am6/01/13 11:30am

Discrimination Complaints By Pregnant Women Are On The Rise

In the aftermath of the Spitzer scandal, many feminists chastized Silda for opting out of her high-powered corporate law job to tend the hearth, but perhaps the blame should be placed on a system that often discriminates against pregnant women and mothers in the first place. According to an article in today's Wall… »3/27/08 9:30am3/27/08 9:30am

Female Pols Have Fewer Sex Scandals Because Men Don't Find Female Power Erotic

When Samantha Bee stood up at the Daily Show podium and faux admitted to cheating on her husband in a Spitzer-esque press conference, I wondered if there were any female politicians who had been caught red-handed (red-pantied?) in an extramarital affair. In the current issue of Newsweek, Julia Baird ponders the same… »3/24/08 2:30pm3/24/08 2:30pm

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: What The World Needs Now? Or Just "What We Want"?

Oh no, really? Another day of this? Doesn't she get old? (No!) So what, did they talk to her pimp or something? Is her song the most-downloaded thing on some website somewhere? Did Penthouse come calling? Whatever it was, the guy who owns my deli was checking out my Daily News when I came back from picking up coffee… »3/14/08 10:00am3/14/08 10:00am

What Does Ashley Alexandra Dupré Teach Us About Our Fucked Economy?

This our favorite picture of Ashley Youmans aka Ashley Alexandra Dupré aka "Kristen." She will forever be known as Eliot Spitzer's whore, even though he fucked several whores including someone named "Sienna," maybe even someone with a higher "diamond rating" than Ashley. Maybe she will find a gig performing her… »3/13/08 10:00am3/13/08 10:00am

Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She Fucked Eliot Spitzer. She Is The Future Of Music!

  • I know what I want, you know what I want, I know what you need, can you handle me? Thus begins the mellifluous "What We Want," the latest track posted on the MySpace page of Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the musician, abuse victim, former drug abuser and self-professed "non moron" who had sex with Eliot Spitzer under the…
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Samantha Bee On Silda: "Does This Skirt Make My Ass Look Humiliated?

On the Daily Show last night ,correspondent Samantha Bee decided to come clean about her involvement with a prostitution ring. Bee discussed the first rule of political press conference admissions: bring a date. She trotted out her husband, fellow Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones, to accompany her while she… »3/12/08 2:20pm3/12/08 2:20pm