​Goddammit I Hate Myself For Laughing at This "Dancing" Turtle

This video will not Shock You. It is not the Greatest Most Epic Thing Ever. It's a video of a turtle supposedly twerking to Jason Derulo's "Wiggle" (of course). And it's vertical. Still, I laughed at it (out loud) even though I know I shouldn't have, and now I'm sharing it with you because I am the worst sort of… »10/18/14 4:18pm10/18/14 4:18pm


Dude Raises $160K on Kickstarter for Horror Show Period Underwear

Some dude has created a Kickstarter for Period Panties, which are special underpants with lurid cartoons on them that you can wear when you're on your period. Period Panties are meant to helpfully eliminate the difficulty of explaining to your significant other that you are menstruating (because saying "I am on my… »2/13/14 1:00pm2/13/14 1:00pm

Awful Diners Refuse to Tip Gay Waiter, Leave 'Fag'-Filled Note Instead

Today in "foolish bigots take meaningless stand because of the hate in their hateful little hearts," a Christian couple refused to tip their waiter because he was gay, apparently laboring under the delusion that their failure to acknowledge his service with a few dollars would cause him to reflect upon his lifestyle… »10/25/13 5:30pm10/25/13 5:30pm

Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hot Crazy Depressive Genius Writer Slut, Is Now 40

A story in yesterday's Times about gratuitously hot Prozac Nation author Elizabeth Wurtzel professed to be about how she's in law school now, but obviously the big news is that she is forty. Forty. Which makes her not only old, but older than 90% of her classmates at law school, so instead of being the hot ex-rock… »10/29/07 12:00pm10/29/07 12:00pm

Michelle Obama Tells 'Vogue' Its Readers Are Too Cynical, Desensitized By Fashion Magazines To Vote For Her Husband

For September, magazine behemoth Conde Nast gives the his and hers treatment they gave John & Elizabeth Edwards to the Obama couple, which was a good thing because they were also profiled in the month's Vibe and Elle, and we had been fashioning a post on how that was sort of indicative of their chances of getting… »8/15/07 3:05pm8/15/07 3:05pm