​Goddammit I Hate Myself For Laughing at This "Dancing" Turtle

This video will not Shock You. It is not the Greatest Most Epic Thing Ever. It's a video of a turtle supposedly twerking to Jason Derulo's "Wiggle" (of course). And it's vertical. Still, I laughed at it (out loud) even though I know I shouldn't have, and now I'm sharing it with you because I am the worst sort of… » 10/18/14 4:18pm 10/18/14 4:18pm

Dude Raises $160K on Kickstarter for Horror Show Period Underwear

Some dude has created a Kickstarter for Period Panties, which are special underpants with lurid cartoons on them that you can wear when you're on your period. Period Panties are meant to helpfully eliminate the difficulty of explaining to your significant other that you are menstruating (because saying "I am on my… » 2/13/14 1:00pm 2/13/14 1:00pm

Awful Diners Refuse to Tip Gay Waiter, Leave 'Fag'-Filled Note Instead

Today in "foolish bigots take meaningless stand because of the hate in their hateful little hearts," a Christian couple refused to tip their waiter because he was gay, apparently laboring under the delusion that their failure to acknowledge his service with a few dollars would cause him to reflect upon his lifestyle… » 10/25/13 5:30pm 10/25/13 5:30pm

Watch Giuliana Rancic's Cringeworthy SAG Awards Interview with Glee's…

Another awards show, another awkward red carpet interview by Giuliana Rancic! She's never been known for her red carpet skills (Ahem...), but Rancic's SAG Awards interview with Glee's Chris Colfer tonight took things to an uncomfortable new level. Update: Racism! » 1/31/11 10:00am 1/31/11 10:00am

Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part DCCCXCV

The Smurfs movie's in production. Like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it will be a mix of live action and 3D animation; rumors are floating that John Lithgow plays Gargamel. Because ruining treasured memories is what Hollywood does best. [SF Gate] » 9/03/09 9:40am 9/03/09 9:40am

Oh noes! Following earlier reports » 11/14/08 10:20am 11/14/08 10:20am that Justin Long hooked up with Tila Tequila in Vegas at Halloween, . Sadly, rather than denying that it ever occurred, she pulled out the lame line, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there," and said she didn't recall it. We will now recommence…

Women On The Verge Of A Financial Breakdown

If one of your New Year's resolutions is to get your finances in order, consider this: A new UK survey shows that female graduates face 16 years of student debt, compared to the 11 years men face, reports The Guardian. Part of the problem is that women don't get paid as much — often as much as 20% less — and, some… » 1/02/08 6:00pm 1/02/08 6:00pm

Sleeping Beauties

Spooning and cuddling just got easier: The Love Mattress has a solid middle portion, but slats in the foam at the top and bottom so that couples' arms and legs can dip below the surface. That way, if your limbs are tingly, it's yearning, not lack of circulation. (Click the picture for another view.) [Inventor Spot] » 1/02/08 10:45am 1/02/08 10:45am

Britney, Britney, Britney. Today she got served. Her former manager, Orlando-based powerhouse Johnny Wright — who has also managed *NSync, Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake — is suing Ms. Spears because she stopped paying him commissions which she is contractually obligated to pay. She may be too hungover to read… » 11/02/07 12:45pm 11/02/07 12:45pm

Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hot Crazy Depressive Genius Writer Slut, Is Now 40

A story in yesterday's Times about gratuitously hot Prozac Nation author Elizabeth Wurtzel professed to be about how she's in law school now, but obviously the big news is that she is forty. Forty. Which makes her not only old, but older than 90% of her classmates at law school, so instead of being the hot ex-rock… » 10/29/07 12:00pm 10/29/07 12:00pm

Michelle Obama Tells 'Vogue' Its Readers Are Too Cynical, Desensitized…

For September, magazine behemoth Conde Nast gives the his and hers treatment they gave John & Elizabeth Edwards to the Obama couple, which was a good thing because they were also profiled in the month's Vibe and Elle, and we had been fashioning a post on how that was sort of indicative of their chances of getting… » 8/15/07 3:05pm 8/15/07 3:05pm