Apparently you can't wear a red cocktail dress without getting labeled a man-poaching Jezebel. Apologies to all the autumns out there. » 7/11/14 10:40am 7/11/14 10:40am

Finally, a justification for your deep, abiding hatred of the night-owl neighbors who won't turn down their godforsaken TV set: Interrupted sleep is damn near just as bad as outright sleep deprivation. Might as well just get out of bed and read The Goldfinch until they shut up at 3 a.m. » 7/10/14 1:20pm 7/10/14 1:20pm

If anyone's seeking true-life inspiration for a Rose for Emily script with a mother-daughter twist, it's your lucky morning: The NYPD says they discovered a 28-year-old Brooklyn woman living with the decomposed body of her own mother—for as long as three years. » 7/09/14 12:00pm 7/09/14 12:00pm

Looks like the Earth still has a couple of miracles lying around: Seems the evangelical consensus against gay marriage, gay rights, and gays generally is starting to look a little crumbly. » 7/08/14 7:20pm 7/08/14 7:20pm

Between 2009 and 2013, the teen pregnancy rate in Colorado has dropped 40 percent. And—golly gee willikers!—the state is crediting the Colorado Family Planning Initiative, which provides cheap-to-free IUDs and implants to low-income women. » 7/08/14 1:10pm 7/08/14 1:10pm

The latest in New York Times trend piece combines some of your favorite topics: TEENS, TEXTING and VAMPIRES. » 7/07/14 11:00am 7/07/14 11:00am

After the yearly pap smear was scrapped, it was only a matter of time that they'd come for our yearly pelvic exam too. Stop it, you're putting the gynecologists out of business and making everyone upset! » 7/01/14 4:15pm 7/01/14 4:15pm

Here at Jezebel dot com, we've been closely following the development of fecal transplants as a treatment for a variety of digestive ailments. Poop as a miracle cure! What's not to like? However, it's turning into a massive headache for the Food and Drug Administration. » 6/26/14 7:00pm 6/26/14 7:00pm

Here's an interesting little factoid: According to a newly released study, women still having babies after 33 are more likely to live long, long lives. Not sure how to square this with parents' complaints that their kids are driving them into an early grave, but you're the boss, science. » 6/25/14 5:00pm 6/25/14 5:00pm

Imagine Marie Antoinette ditched Versailles and time-warped her way to the modern-day Hamptons, waking up this morning in a rosebush in Khloe and Kourt's backyard. This would be relevant to her interests: There's now a luxury service curing hangovers for $250 a pop. » 6/23/14 6:30pm 6/23/14 6:30pm

Six years after the economy shit the bed, let's check in with the "Boomerang kids." If you guessed "long-term cultural trend" rather than "recessionary blip" sometime back in 2010—ding ding ding! You're a winner! Your prize is this wadded-up copy of the Wall Street Journal full of dead bugs. » 6/20/14 1:00pm 6/20/14 1:00pm

The streets of Philadelphia are a little less gross today: The man known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has pled guilty to indecent exposure and been sentenced to probation. » 6/20/14 10:00am 6/20/14 10:00am

Especially in the early days of a romance, phone manners are crucial. Coming across as weird, rude or cloying does no one any favors. But how do you know whether you give bad phone? » 6/19/14 2:20pm 6/19/14 2:20pm

Here's a weird little tidbit from a newly released study of kids and caffeine: After puberty, the stimulant's impact is more pronounced on boys than girls. Not that kids should really be consuming much caffeine at all, period. PUT THAT RED BULL DOWN, YOUNG MAN. » 6/16/14 6:30pm 6/16/14 6:30pm

America is an increasingly politically polarized nation. (No shit.) But by and large, when it comes to family members' marriages, we're able to set aside party differences and get wild at the open bar. Except, that is, when it comes to atheists. » 6/13/14 7:10pm 6/13/14 7:10pm

Beef steaks? Sure! Beef tongue? Pushing it. Improperly labeled, un-inspected beef penis not intended for human consumption? NO THANKS. And yet, according to a lawsuit, that's exactly what a Texas supermarket repackaged and sold as just another variety of on-the-up-and-up people food. » 6/13/14 3:30pm 6/13/14 3:30pm

If you've spent more than 15 minutes on OK Cupid, you've probably got a story about the man who sent unsolicited dick pics, requested foot photos out of nowhere, turned angry when rejected or otherwise behaved like a goblin. And that's not even accounting for the dudes just looking for NSA action. » 6/13/14 12:40pm 6/13/14 12:40pm

Not gonna sugarcoat this one because sugar attracts bugs and my skin is already crawling: There's apparently a lady in China who, this very moment, is breeding a hundred thousand roaches in a house specifically devoted to the purpose. She loves them. They are her "babies." » 6/12/14 3:20pm 6/12/14 3:20pm