Bro, Condé Nast Bought Pitchfork! This Is Fucked News For Us Men


Being a male millennial is totally fucked, because they keep taking away our rights. Today was the male millennial apocalypse because Pitchfork Media, the male millennial bible where I can find out about all my favorite rappers and bands, totally SOLD OUT to a major media conglomerate called Condé Nast, which is… »10/13/15 1:31pm10/13/15 1:31pm

Jewel Thief Gets 6-Carat Diamond Stuck In Large Intestine 

A jewel thief was caught when the diamond she stole from a jewelry fair in Bangkok refused to vacate her body. Jiang Xulian and a male accomplice allegedly switched the 6-carat diamond for a fake gem when they asked to take a closer look. The two were attempting to fly out of Thailand’s Suvarnabhumi Airport with the… »9/13/15 4:30pm9/13/15 4:30pm