'White Student Union' President Is World's Most Polite Racist

Last month, Towson University's White Student Union garnered a lot of media attention because they had taken it upon themselves to patrol the university grounds in response to a perceived "black crime wave." Other fun facts about the WSU: they're proud to have been included on the Southern Poverty Law Center hate…
The First African-American Spokeswoman for DNC Isn't Black Enough, Says Idiot White Guy
One of the great things about being biracial is being stopped on the street by strangers demanding to know your racial and ethnic heritage. "What are you?" they ask, refusing to take "get away from me, weirdo" for an answer. Or, you know, when you're at work and a customer grabs your arm, leans in close, and whispers,…
Towson University Says Its Unofficial 'White Student Union' Is Protected By Free Speech
A staffer at Towson University, home of the so-called White Student Union, which is exactly what it sounds like but worse, forwarded us the official campus police email that all faculty and staff received yesterday regarding the hate group. Long story short: the group isn't formally recognized on campus (as we…
Insane 'White Student Union' Patrols Campus in Face of Perceived 'Black Crime Wave'
The Towson University White Student Union (WSU), an allegiance formed of supremely ignorant and bigoted college students, has officially transgressed the border of deeply offensive and trundled into the realm of completely batshit with its decision to form an all-white campus patrol to defend their innocent (white)…
Harlem Residents Completely Unimpressed and Rather Offended by Harlem Shake Videos
"I think they're misinformed." "Zombies going crazy?" "It's not the Harlem Shake, like, at all." "Definitely not the Harlem Shake." "It's making us look bad."
Duke Frat Bros in Trouble for Racist Asia Rager
Why are some fraternity brothers and sorority sisters obsessed with throwing racist shindigs and then compulsively photographing them so everyone on the internet can see how ignorant they are? It truly boggles the mind, but it's happened yet again, this time at — shocker — Duke University, an institute of higher…
Walking Dead Porn Parody Relies on Yellowface
Known for its hardcore X-rated parodies of the horror genre—Evil Head, Fuckenstein, Re-Penetrator to name a few (links NSFW)—porn company Burning Angel just wrapped filming on its spoof of AMC's The Walking Dead. Writer/director/actress Joanna Angel published behind-the-scenes photos of the cast in makeup on her blog.…
Oh God, Please Don't Let White Male Victimhood Be the Next Big Social Movement
If there's one thing I'm always going to remember about the 2012 election, it's that it was the moment I first saw the white male monopoly lose its vise-grip on American culture. Not that white men aren't in charge anymore—they are, and they will probably always be a dominant political bloc—but there's a sense that…
Twitter Racists React to 'That Nigger' Getting Reelected
In case you were hopeful that Obama winning a second term was some kind of indication that racism doesn't really exist anymore, check out Twitter. The amount of hate speech, referring to the president as a "nigger," a "monkey," calling for violence and for the south to "rise again" was depressing—and eye-opening. Here…
Wet Seal's Job Requirements for Store Managers: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, White Skin
One of the former store managers at the heart of a racial-discrimination lawsuit against Wet Seal has spoken to CNN about some of her experiences working for the troubled California-based retailer.
Ryan Lochte's Sister Is a Raging Racist Douchebag
This is sexy douchebag Ryan Lochte's sister, Megan Lochte, in a 2008 appearance on a Maryland late night comedy talk show called Closing Time, hosted by Baltimore-based comedian Mickey Cucchiella. Enjoy.
Idiot Olympics Fans Wonder Why All North Koreans Look Alike
Bruce Reyes Chow, a father of three daughters, sat down to watch the United States Women's National Soccer Team play North Korea yesterday. In a piece on Huffington Post, he writes: "Watching the USWNT play over the past few years has been one of the most powerful and important things my daughters have experienced……
How to Be a 'Reverse-Racist': An Actual Step-by-Step List for Oppressing White People
White people who are confronted with their white privilege and the white supremacist acts they perpetuate have been known to cry, "You're being a reverse-racist!" That is completely true: people of color have the power and control to create, perpetuate, and maintain brutal systematic reverse-racism that oppresses…
