Please Don't Ask Natalie Dormer How It Feels to Look Like Kermit's New Pig Girlfriend

Just as it’s a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what they’re reading while they’re, uh, reading, it’s a good idea to avoid asking Natalie Dormer how it feels to look like a fictional pig when she’s, uh, a human.
When Is It Better to Just STFU?

Sometimes it's just better to shut up. A situation arises, and you might be tempted to talk your way through it, in it, out of it, around it, and it's better to just…not. But if you like words and logic and being up front about things and trying to talk in a direct way and making that crystal-clear human connection,…
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Needs to Stop Pretending He Gives a Shit About Rape Victims
National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre made a speech at CPAC today in which he excoriated liberals for suggesting that arming women might not be the be-all and end-all of rape prevention. "The one thing a violent rapist deserves," LaPierre said, smirking,"is to face is a good woman with a gun!" (HUGE APPLAUSE.)…
Racist Hunger Games Fans Are Very Disappointed
The good news? The Hunger Games made $155 million at the box office its opening weekend, making it the third-best debut in North American box office history. The bad news, however, reflects a level of idiocy that we weren't really expecting.
Sarah And Bristol Palin Try To Trademark Names
They both failed, because they're both famous for things at which they fail; Sarah, somehow still a viable politician famous for failing to win the Vice Presidency and Bristol, teen abstinence activist known for failing to be an abstinent teen.
Mayim Bialik Did Not Exactly Adore Her WNTW Outfit
Two kids and a neuroscience doctorate down, the actress formerly known as Blossom Russo has decided to get back into acting. Obviously, as mentioned by Hortense, she called Clinton and Stacy. There was just one problem:
Hate Your Neighbors? This Is The CD For You!
Feel like getting revenge on your annoying neighbors? Well now you can, thanks to the "Annoy Your Neighbor" CD, which comes with such cringe-worthy tracks as "off-the-hook phone." They'll call the cops on you in no time! [RandomGoodStuff]
