Time to Give Up Showers and Spray Yourself With a Coating of Live Bacteria

Chemical engineer Dave Whitlock hasn’t taken a shower in 12 years and hopes that you’ll be willing to give up bathing, too. No, this isn’t a weird sex thing (not yet, anyway, DAVE). It’s a bacteria thing. Whitlock claims that spraying yourself twice daily with a bacterial formula—developed by his company, AOBiome—will… »9/08/15 1:55pm9/08/15 1:55pm


Lawyer Suggests Sandusky Was Innocently Teaching Boys To Shower

Somehow when searching for an attorney to defend him against more than 50 counts of child abuse, former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky managed to find the real-life Lionel Hutz. For the past few weeks, Joe Amendola, who impregnated a teen client and later married her, has been suggesting that the alleged victims in… »12/15/11 11:34pm12/15/11 11:34pm