Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't know then (besides what decent underwear could look and feel… » 3/27/15 9:30am Friday 9:30am

Sorry, Abbi: Bed Bath & Beyond's Luxurious Return Policy Is Dead

If you see Abbi Abrams crying on the streets of Broad City, you now know why: Bed Bath & Beyond—Abbi's heaven on earth—has announced they're changing the store's famously generous return policy. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! » 3/17/15 4:45pm 3/17/15 4:45pm

Christian Grey Is Not Real

We are just a week away from the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey film and I really think we all need to take a solid two minutes to remind ourselves that Christian Grey is not, in fact, a real man. » 2/05/15 8:00pm 2/05/15 8:00pm

The Best Types of Bras for Different Types of Clothing

When you find the right bra, it can make a huge difference in both how your clothes fit and how you feel in them. Certain types of bras, however, work better with certain tops. Here are the best bras for different types of clothing. » 1/20/15 4:13pm 1/20/15 4:13pm

Wet Seal Employees Say Fuck Wet Seal With Giant Sign On Store

Amid news that Wet Seal might soon go bankrupt, one store's employees are rebelling against shitty management. According to this Reddit-posted photo of a sign from a Seattle location, workers are protesting unfair conditions, including missing paychecks. » 1/05/15 1:30pm 1/05/15 1:30pm

Retailers Are Having a Pretty 'Meh' Holiday Season

So, how's the consumerist orgy side of Christmas faring? Well, retailers aren't consoling themselves with liquored-up eggnog, but they're not exactly decking the halls with crumpled-up greenbacks, either. But they're keeping their fingers crossed. » 12/24/14 2:00pm 12/24/14 2:00pm

The Official Nasty Gal Shopping Bag Features Nipples

Nasty Gal—the online store where you can purchase a vegan leather du-rag if you so choose—is opening its first physical location at 8115 Melrose Avenue on Friday. The store will be offering plenty of giveaways, as well as a shopping bag that prominently features a nipple and kind of channels Abercrombie & Fitch. » 11/20/14 5:20pm 11/20/14 5:20pm

Beware the Retail Sorcery of the Skinny Mirror

And here is the latest trick retailers might use to convince you that OMG you definitely cannot leave here without that frighteningly teal cable-knit sweater: special curved mirrors that'll shave a few pounds off your sidelines and a couple inches off your flanks. Nothing is real! Everything is lies! » 11/19/14 2:50pm 11/19/14 2:50pm

Are Millennials to Blame for Everything? An Investigation (But Yes)

Millennials! We already know they don't know how to love and are awful at sewing and button repair. But the dark powers of the younger generation are just beginning to be fully understood. Turns out they're also wreaking havoc on a host of other things across the globe, things like Thanksgiving, a once-popular but now… » 11/14/14 6:30pm 11/14/14 6:30pm

This Year's Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gifts Include a $65,000 Floral Peacock

We're only twenty-two days away from Halloween, so why haven't you started your holiday shopping yet, you lazy ass? No fear, if you happen to have legally inherited a large sum of cash recently, you might want to check out the Neiman Marcus holiday catalog for some excellent gift ideas. I kid, but I truly love this… » 10/09/14 4:30pm 10/09/14 4:30pm

Nothing Makes You Want to Shop Like a Reminder You're Gonna Die

Have you been known to reach for the snacks while stressed? Then you won't be shocked by this similar trick of the mind: Reminders of your own inescapable mortality will inspire you to buy, buy, buy. But those shoes are for real so cute! Def get them! » 9/22/14 5:30pm 9/22/14 5:30pm

Hell the Fuck No It Is Not Christmas Shopping Season Yet

September Christmas displays are here, and they are fucking terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mid-September is not motherfucking holiday shopping season. » 9/16/14 11:10am 9/16/14 11:10am

Crocodile/Diamond Birkin Bag Expected to Fetch Over $200K at Auction

There is a Birkin bag made of crocodile and diamonds headed for auction right now and you can buy it, for the low, low price of $200,000 or an ivy league education in America. Who doesn’t have that kind of cash lying around, you know? » 9/05/14 7:15pm 9/05/14 7:15pm

Kelly Osbourne's New Clothing Line Makes Fashion 'Fair' for Sizes 0-24

Kelly Osbourne is launching a clothing line — Stories by Kelly Osbourne — on September 25 on HSN. But the reality star/red carpet correspondent/Fashion Police host has an interesting take on the business of making clothes: "I don't think the fashion industry is fair," she says. » 8/22/14 12:20pm 8/22/14 12:20pm

Blogger Organizes Boycott of Target Over Limited Plus-Size Options

Target has responded to a boycott organized by a fashion blogger who says the company's newest collaboration line fails to include sizes for plus-size women. » 8/20/14 10:40am 8/20/14 10:40am

Macy's to Pay $650K in Settlement Over Racial Profiling

Macy's will pay $650,000 as a result of a probe the attorney general into its racial profiling practices at its Herald Square store in Manhattan. Boom. » 8/20/14 9:45am 8/20/14 9:45am

Gamora Not Included on Guardians of the Galaxy Tee Since It's for Boys

Over the past month, fans and parents of young fans of Guardians of the Galaxy have found that while four members of the five-member team are prominently featured in GOTG merchandise, the fifth and sole female lead character (unless of course Groot is a lady) has been oddly absent from much of the merch. » 8/18/14 5:00pm 8/18/14 5:00pm