Is There Any Such Thing As a 'Good' Way to Get Dumped?

Getting dumped is the shittiest of the shit. After all, someone you really like, or possibly even love, has just told you that the last thing they want to keep looking at is your dumb face. Or maybe you already can't stand the fucker — it still sucks when they beat you to the finish line. And this is why it's no… » 5/02/13 5:40pm 5/02/13 5:40pm