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    Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    and now I know where SJP buys her bread. #breadshoes
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Great, now all I need is a clam chowder footbath . #breadshoes
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    I am so selling knock-offs of these things.
    I love to eat the soft inside of fresh bread. Just sell the crust and make a profit.
    WIN WIN WIN! #breadshoes
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    Image of CParis CParis
    11/08/09

    @fluxus flucker: Someone beat you to it - I saw a guy selling knock-off WonderBreads on Canal St for $5. #breadshoes
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    Image of citymuse citymuse
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Loaf-ers FTW. #breadshoes
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    Image of Elizabooth Elizabooth
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Wear 'em for a couple days and then you could save money by not having to buy cheese.... sorry, gross, I know. #breadshoes
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    SJP's gonna LOVE these. #breadshoes
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    Image of wynniepiglet wynniepiglet
    11/07/09

    @Diziet_Sma: These would definitely diminish Carrie Bradshaw's shoe dilemmas. It used to be: buy shoes or pay rent? We never really see her eat, so we would definitely see these on her feet! #breadshoes
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/07/09

    @wynniepiglet: Also, she's crazy about the smell of baked goods, according last night's Dirtbag. Win/win!
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Tastes great with a bit of toe jam. #breadshoes
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Oh god...internal dilemma forming...We loves the bread! But we hates shoeses! The Precious carbs! #breadshoes
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    Image of SchmoopieVonButtercup SchmoopieVonButtercup
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    I'd totally wear these. But I'm a-gluten for punishment. #breadshoes
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    Image of Raederle Raederle
    11/07/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: They're at yeast as attractive as Crocs. #breadshoes
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    Image of SchmoopieVonButtercup SchmoopieVonButtercup
    11/07/09

    @Raederle: 20Euros is a lot of dough. (I hate myself for that one). #breadshoes
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/07/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: I'll buy them if I can find the rye size. #breadshoes
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    Image of Luckwouldhaveit Luckwouldhaveit
    11/07/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: Do they come in heels? #breadshoes
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    Image of Raederle Raederle
    11/07/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: At that price, make sure you don't accidentally crust them. #breadshoes
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    Image of FactCat FactCat
    11/07/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: Do they make them in roll-er skates? #breadshoes
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    Image of RustyHeadedGirl RustyHeadedGirl
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    If the bread is hard enough to function as shoes, it's terrible bread. If the shoes are made of hard bread, they're uncomfortable shoes. So they've made something that's a failure on TWO levels.

    Seriously, what's the impetus for this? I'm bewildered. #breadshoes
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    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! promoted this comment RustyHeadedGirl was starred RustyHeadedGirl was unstarred
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    11/07/09

    @RustyHeadedGirl: People will buy anything? #breadshoes
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    Image of Raederle Raederle
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    These look fine for wearing around the house, but I'll need a sexier version for going out. Maybe a gladiator version with noodle straps? Or cheese wedge heels? #breadshoes
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    This gives "odor eaters" a whole new meaning. #breadshoes
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/07/09

    @rodmanstreet: Well played! #breadshoes
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    Image of Adah Adah
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    *May cause the Large Hadron Collider to misfunction. Do not wear in France or Switzerland where birds can gain access.

    [io9.com] #breadshoes
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Oh, all I can think of is the inescapable mold to come. ACK!! #breadshoes
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/07/09

    In reply to Bread Shoes Are Here To Make All Of Your Bread Shoe-Related Dreams Come True
    Finally! Something to go with my pastrami socks! #breadshoes
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/07/09

    @Dodgergirl: I thought cheese socks with a sprinkling of garlic and parsley and a few minutes under the grill in the oven. #breadshoes
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