'World's Most Comfortable' Heel Guaranteed to Last A Thousand Years

Today at the Walgreens, I bought a pair of shoes. They are hideously ugly and will probably fall apart in a month, but they were $5 and I needed something cheap and comfortable to wear outside while I work on my garden. (Plus, who doesn't love buying shoes in the same place you can buy booze? That is the American… » 4/29/14 10:30pm 4/29/14 10:30pm

More Women Are Chopping Off Parts of Their Feet to Fit in Heels

When most of us try on shoes that are uncomfortable, we're left with two options: buy them anyway and suffer through the pain or leave the shoes behind. But the wealthy aren't limited to these plebeian choices like we are. They have a third, fancier and more gruesome option — they can pay doctors to cut off parts of… » 4/23/14 1:00pm 4/23/14 1:00pm

New Croc Monstrosities Are Coming Because Crocs Will Never Go Away

Crocs, Inc., the company responsible for those ugly porous foot holders for shoe-resistant people, has been floundering lately. Things have changed a lot since 2007, when the world populace lined up to place their appendages into lightweight clogs — but now, as Crocs, Inc. wheezes helplessly, a charitable figure has… » 12/31/13 12:20pm 12/31/13 12:20pm

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find these Glorious, Hideous Shoes

Welcome back to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, in which we all work together to help you track down the products of your dreams — clothing, shoes, makeup, a tastefully-patterned Snuggie, whatever — that have proved too elusive to find on your own. Email callie@jezebel.com if you'd like help finding your own Thing That… » 12/20/13 6:30pm 12/20/13 6:30pm

Whiny Manchild Designs Shoes Based On Exes, Calls It Art

Whip out your tiny violins for artist Sebastian Errazuriz, who this week at Art Basel debuted a collection of women's shoes inspired by 12 women who, at one time or another, gave him boners. Each boner shoe has its own accompanying story, like an American Girl doll except every story is ultimately about a whiny guy… » 12/10/13 5:00pm 12/10/13 5:00pm

Here’s a Ridiculous Heel Purse You Can’t Bring to an NFL Game

This is an official NFL heel purse (designed, presumably, by Kate Spade's insane, evil twin exclusively for lady serial killers who also want to show off their football fanhood) that you ironically can't, even if you went temporarily insane and purchased it for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, bring to an NFL game. » 12/08/13 4:00pm 12/08/13 4:00pm