New Croc Monstrosities Are Coming Because Crocs Will Never Go Away

Crocs, Inc., the company responsible for those ugly porous foot holders for shoe-resistant people, has been floundering lately. Things have changed a lot since 2007, when the world populace lined up to place their appendages into lightweight clogs — but now, as Crocs, Inc. wheezes helplessly, a charitable figure has… » 12/31/13 12:20pm 12/31/13 12:20pm

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find these Glorious, Hideous Shoes

Welcome back to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, in which we all work together to help you track down the products of your dreams — clothing, shoes, makeup, a tastefully-patterned Snuggie, whatever — that have proved too elusive to find on your own. Email callie@jezebel.com if you'd like help finding your own Thing That Got… » 12/20/13 6:30pm 12/20/13 6:30pm

Whiny Manchild Designs Shoes Based On Exes, Calls It Art

Whip out your tiny violins for artist Sebastian Errazuriz, who this week at Art Basel debuted a collection of women's shoes inspired by 12 women who, at one time or another, gave him boners. Each boner shoe has its own accompanying story, like an American Girl doll except every story is ultimately about a whiny guy… » 12/10/13 5:00pm 12/10/13 5:00pm

Here’s a Ridiculous Heel Purse You Can’t Bring to an NFL Game

This is an official NFL heel purse (designed, presumably, by Kate Spade's insane, evil twin exclusively for lady serial killers who also want to show off their football fanhood) that you ironically can't, even if you went temporarily insane and purchased it for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, bring to an NFL game. » 12/08/13 4:00pm 12/08/13 4:00pm

Answers to '10 Questions Men Are Too Scared to Ask Women'

Question: Why do women get madder and madder as they ponder something irritating and stupid even when there's no point? Because shoes. No really, so, according to Redbook, men are terrified to talk to women, but it's not their fault: Ladies be confusin'. What with the talking and the mysterious food purchases, it's a… » 10/14/13 2:30pm 10/14/13 2:30pm

Finally, 'Nude' Shoes For All (Okay, Many) Skin Colors

When you're wearing no clothes, you're nude. Then why is it that the color nude is used to describe the hue of a white person's flesh? Shouldn't it be more inclusive at this point? Carrie Bradshaw's Chief Economist Christian Louboutin thinks so — he's recently re-imagined five of his classic styles in shades ranging… » 10/10/13 9:30pm 10/10/13 9:30pm