I Watched Nymphomaniac Volume 1 On Demand So You Don't Have To

Happy Friday, weekend warriors!!! If you're like me, you're looking to leave the boss-man behind and kick back with the family, a blockbuster hit, and a six-pack of Mike's Hard tonight. And what better way to relax than via the brand new live-action Animaniacs movie directed by Lars von Trier?! Animaniac purists might… » 3/07/14 5:15pm 3/07/14 5:15pm

Anne Hathaway Never Almost Drowned But Appreciates Your Concern

Contrary to reports everywhere on the Internet (and to the riveting tale told in these Daily Mail captions), Anne Hathaway did not nearly drown two weeks ago. This is comforting because it means that Anne Hathaway did not experience a brush with death, and it also means that a sea of paparazzi weren't loafing around… » 1/22/14 9:18am 1/22/14 9:18am

Kim Kardashian Shows Ellen Pics of Kanye Giving Nori a Piggyback Ride

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Kim Kardashian taped an appearance for the Ellen show — which will air today — armed with an arsenal of extremely cute and endearing photographs of her offspring and her fiance Kanye West. One of them, which I have tentatively named the World's Best Photograph, depicts a beaming Kanye giving the baby a piggyback. (It… » 1/17/14 9:09am 1/17/14 9:09am

Detectives Really Want Justin Bieber to Be Charged with Felony Egging

Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber allegedly savaged a neighbor's house with chicken ovulation, which was probably both a paradigm-shifting event for the neighbor's 13-year-old daughter AND a felony. » 1/11/14 11:30am 1/11/14 11:30am

Ian McKellen May Have Accidentally Outed More Than One Hobbit Co-Star

The merchandizing tabula rasa known colloquially as Sir Ian McKellen may have outed at least one of his Hobbit co-stars way back in a 2012 interview with the German website Brash.de, a slip of confidence that will probably start a day-long brushfire of internet speculation about who the outed co-star(s) could possibly… » 1/05/14 11:30am 1/05/14 11:30am

Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco Marries in Floofy Pink Princess Dress

There has been a great deal of mystery and intrigue (kind of?) surrounding the upcoming nuptials of Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend of six months Ryan Sweeting. And they just went and got married on New Year's Eve, being all joyful and saying things like "magic" and "fairy tale beginning," while you were wandering the… » 1/02/14 9:04am 1/02/14 9:04am

BFFs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Take World's Cutest Santa Photo

I'm pretty sure that the only thing on this earth that I love more than the best-friendship of Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen is their GODDAMN BOWLER HATS. Clearly the pair has gotten wise to the public's love, because they keep feeding us amazing pics of themselves wining and dining and kicking it and… » 12/18/13 8:35pm 12/18/13 8:35pm

Shia LaBeouf Accused of Plagiarism by Ghost World's Dan Clowes

I really don't get why plagiarism is even a thing. I mean, I understand it on a low-stakes micro scale (idiot high school kids starting their term papers an hour before the deadline), and I suppose I get why giant corporations like Urban Outfitters feel safe stealing from powerless indie designers, but prominent… » 12/16/13 8:20pm 12/16/13 8:20pm

Theory: Nymphomaniac Is Actually a Comedy

Have you seen all of the trailers for Lars Von Trier's seXXXy new movie Nymphomaniac? If you have, you'd definitely remember them because they're SO racy and SO edgy that they're literally IMPOSSIBLE to forget. Like, one red band trailer shows Shia LaBeouf's naked butt as he's doing it with a lady and another one shows … » 12/04/13 6:15pm 12/04/13 6:15pm