I Watched Nymphomaniac Volume 1 On Demand So You Don't Have To

Happy Friday, weekend warriors!!! If you're like me, you're looking to leave the boss-man behind and kick back with the family, a blockbuster hit, and a six-pack of Mike's Hard tonight. And what better way to relax than via the brand new live-action Animaniacs movie directed by Lars von Trier?! Animaniac purists might… » 3/07/14 5:15pm 3/07/14 5:15pm

Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

Anne Hathaway Never Almost Drowned But Appreciates Your Concern

Contrary to reports everywhere on the Internet (and to the riveting tale told in these Daily Mail captions), Anne Hathaway did not nearly drown two weeks ago. This is comforting because it means that Anne Hathaway did not experience a brush with death, and it also means that a sea of paparazzi weren't loafing around… » 1/22/14 9:18am 1/22/14 9:18am

Kim Kardashian Shows Ellen Pics of Kanye Giving Nori a Piggyback Ride

Kim Kardashian taped an appearance for the Ellen show — which will air today — armed with an arsenal of extremely cute and endearing photographs of her offspring and her fiance Kanye West. One of them, which I have tentatively named the World's Best Photograph, depicts a beaming Kanye giving the baby a piggyback. … » 1/17/14 9:09am 1/17/14 9:09am

Ian McKellen May Have Accidentally Outed More Than One Hobbit Co-Star

The merchandizing tabula rasa known colloquially as Sir Ian McKellen may have outed at least one of his Hobbit co-stars way back in a 2012 interview with the German website Brash.de, a slip of confidence that will probably start a day-long brushfire of internet speculation about who the outed co-star(s) could possibly… » 1/05/14 11:30am 1/05/14 11:30am

Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco Marries in Floofy Pink Princess Dress

There has been a great deal of mystery and intrigue (kind of?) surrounding the upcoming nuptials of Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend of six months Ryan Sweeting. And they just went and got married on New Year's Eve, being all joyful and saying things like "magic" and "fairy tale beginning," while you were wandering the… » 1/02/14 9:04am 1/02/14 9:04am